They looked like they were dressed to go to the tip shop!Fit checks are back!!
The Dope looks like he's just had an hour doing the gardening and Melvyn, well Melvyn just looks... MelvynThat pink shirt, half tucked in...
I see she's done another video about her middle brother and in it she says that he's got/had nothing better to do than obsess about her TikTok.
This is the woman who has spent a year publicly and repeatedly obsessing about her mother and brothers..
I.....R.....O.....N.....Y
Yeah she's desperate for the middle brother to react. She's clearly spent her life agitating her family for reactions. Kudos to the middle brother & her mother for totally ignoring her! I bet they are so glad to be rid of Big Mel in their lives. I bet her mother didn't realise just how much stress Mel gave her until she was rid of her! Shag Bandit has only been married to her for a year and hes aged loads, he almost looks grey all over. He definitely proves the theory you are what you eat, smoke & drink! I bet his kids dread going to the squat overnight! It looks so dull & boring!
As someone else has said, it was Mad Friday. It's the biggest day/night for going out for a few bevvies before Xmas and most people make an effort. They wear a nice dress or smart jeans/trousers with a lovely top - everyone looks great and in the Xmas spirit.They looked like they were dressed to go to the tip shop!
That's hilarious!!!As someone else has said, it was Mad Friday. It's the biggest day/night for going out for a few bevvies before Xmas and most people make an effort. They wear a nice dress or smart jeans/trousers with a lovely top - everyone looks great and in the Xmas spirit.
Melvyn looks like she's off for a walk round the local industrial estate. Old leggings, boots and a pink top that looks as though she can't decide whether to wear it in or out. Topped off with a blanket wrapped round her neck.
Pigs in blankets anyone?!
That's hilarious!!!
You know content is lacking when another predictable shag bandit flower delivery is headlining! I keep thinking about the masses coming to 'the squat' for Christmas Dinner, all cooked by mucky Mel & her disgusting hygiene habits. Do we think control freak Mel will plate up everyone's food as normal, including adding everyone's the gravy for them or will she loosen her control freak reigns because it's Christmas and let people choose what they want to eat themselves?
Yes her foundation is much too dark. Doesn’t match her arms or neck. You need a lighter shade MelOn the "Mel's been really tango'd" tiktok earlier, the mega tit wobble as she pounds her face into submission with orange foundation! What was that about not polishing a turd!
Oh 100% staged.
I'm no snob but I'd rather eat my own fcuking feet than buy my Christmas meat from Asda 
Their animal welfare policy is disgusting Then again Mel's hygiene standards are fcuking disgusting too!
so there would be a point to the video.And a shaveYes her foundation is much too dark. Doesn’t match her arms or neck. You need a lighter shade Mel
She's definitely a quantity over quality person! I wouldn't want her life gift wrapped! I only glance at her rubbish nowadays. I definitely won't be watching bossy, ballooning Mel serve her filthy slop to shag bandit, shag bandit junior & the rest of the clampits on Christmas Day!The size of her on the Week 2 vlog!!! And this is before Christmas! Nobody who's as happy clappy as Mel says she is piles on weight like this glutton is
She thinks they're the next Phil and Holly but they're just not charismatic enough. Less than 1% of her followers have liked it so far.The size of her on the Week 2 vlog!!! And this is before Christmas! Nobody who's as happy clappy as Mel says she is piles on weight like this glutton is
She'll be recording the whole day. As opposed to just living in the moment and enjoying the day with all of the Dopes family around her.She's definitely a quantity over quality person! I wouldn't want her life gift wrapped! I only glance at her rubbish nowadays. I definitely won't be watching bossy, ballooning Mel serve her filthy slop to shag bandit, shag bandit junior & the rest of the clampits on Christmas Day!
