Sevda.Ela @sevda.ela

You know what I was thinking as I watched her ramble this mownging. This “we’re such besties” relationship with Kuki is relatively new, no? I’ve watched Sevda since her early days when she has maybe 50K or less followers and she never used to mention Kuki. If she did, it certainly wasn’t to the degree it is now what with all the sleepovers etc. She really does seem to latch on and obsess over people for a period of time. She just seems like such a user and she’s all up Kuki’s ass now because she has her doing her accounting, she’s presumptuously declared their home Rocco’s second home (aka free dog boarding) and Kuki has an apartment in Turkey (free vacation for Begda).

Ohbeez said:

I wanted to say the same about taking home a few bites of a subway. I’d take half if it wasn’t already bitten into but I’d never take the leftovers like that. It’s quite an insult and even if it’s for a child, I still wouldn’t! Especially after she’s touched it and handled it and picked at it like she does. Gross

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The same with the jacket potatoes her and her spud of a sister slobbered over and then gave the rest to sedat and ewa! Disgusting behaviour. Yeah half a uneaten subway fair enough but I doubt it was even a quarter with gannet gob sevda

Also whatever happened to the great friendship with fatalicious? I still get a kick out of the lack of shoutouts for her “amazing management”

She just lays everything on so thick when she talks about Kuki (or anyone really). That would get my back up - like ok b, cut to the chase - what do you really want?

She’s never had a need for Kuki before but now she does.
She only ever gets close to people she can use.

Ela’s going into Year 2. No, Ela’s going into Year Free. Doesn’t even know what year her kid is in. She’s so checked out as a mother.

Why does she call him a decorator??? I don’t get it. He’s a painter! And he doesn’t even buy/supply the paint with a trade discount. She has to go get it herself.

Efficient_Finance222 said:

Ela’s going into Year 2. No, Ela’s going into Year Free. Doesn’t even know what year her kid is in. She’s so checked out as a mother.

Why does she call him a decorator??? I don’t get it. He’s a painter! And he doesn’t even buy/supply the paint with a trade discount. She has to go get it herself.

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The way Ela talks you’d think she was in reception

Pretty In Pink said:

The way Ela talks you’d think she was in reception

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The sevda talks you’d think she was in reception the illiterate do

easilyannoyed114 said:

Saw her video say it’s a long one. Absolutely couldn’t be arsed listening to her she’s so boring. What she waffling on about? Didn’t like the caramel sawwwwccceeee but proceeded to keep fing eating it. No offence to anyone who does, but talking home your almost eaten subway for you kid is stingey beyond belief. If it was a full half a butty fair enough but she said she couldn’t eat it all but ate most of it so I bet there was not much left for ewa. She’s so tight and hates to waste anything. I still can’t get over her freezing her cooked Christmas Turkey. Again sorry to anyone who does this. I’ve never ever heard of anyone doing it so it just fing astounds me

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The one that gets me is ordering a million lamuchun (apologies if wrong spelling) with her takeaways to stick in the freezer! She's mentioned before you can buy them in the Turkish supermarket I'm sure, which I'd assume would work out cheaper, no? Or make them herself.

chelseagardener said:

The one that gets me is ordering a million lamuchun (apologies if wrong spelling) with her takeaways to stick in the freezer! She's mentioned before you can buy them in the Turkish supermarket I'm sure, which I'd assume would work out cheaper, no? Or make them herself.

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Yeah that blows my mind how many she orders. Maybe she gets a hefty discount if she ordered 50/100 at a time. Makes no sense at all. She’s a fing idiot

Dominoes lunch for Kuki’s birthday? Bit weird. Could have gone to the pub or a restaurant!

meganfickfighs said:

Dominoes lunch for Kuki’s birthday? Bit weird. Could have gone to the pub or a restaurant!

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I never had dominos down as a lunch thing? Unless at the weekend.
Not sure, I don’t eat dominos anyway but thought it was more of an evening slob meal? (Sorry if anyone enjoys that here)

Also talking of enjoy, anyone else HATE it when she says ‘whatever you’re having, I hope you enjoy’….i feel like there should be some more words after the word enjoy. But she cuts it off there.

I don't get why she insists on putting condiments on peoples plates last night she spooned 'tar tar' sorwce all over Sedations plate then asked if he liked it...FFS my hubby would launch the plate at me smothered his food in condiments, and rightly to!! ...he is a grwon man FFS can't he put his own sauces etc on his plate IF he wants them... I like sauces/Mayo etc but not always!!!

Ohbeez said:

I never had dominos down as a lunch thing? Unless at the weekend.
Not sure, I don’t eat dominos anyway but thought it was more of an evening slob meal? (Sorry if anyone enjoys that here)

Also talking of enjoy, anyone else HATE it when she says ‘whatever you’re having, I hope you enjoy’….i feel like there should be some more words after the word enjoy. But she cuts it off there.

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I had domino’s at 11am once. I’d been at the doors at 3am earlier in the morning and was refused service. So I went over at 11am still drunk to get buy one get one free large pizzas for breakfast
When she says this it reminds of a line from anchorman when they’re closing the news

Ok, so Sevda knows her SIL has major stomach issues right now and has not long come out of an overnight stay in hospital because of the pain, etc.

Sevda also knows that her SIL is now trying to mostly stay off gluten & dairy products because she has worked out that gluten & dairy are what makes her stomach hurt with bad pains.

So, knowing all that, what does Sevda decide to do for lunch when she’s there today at her SIL’s ….

…she orders them all the biggest forms of a gluten & dairy lunch she can find …..

Dominoes cheesy doughy pizzas, & doughy garlic bread!!

You’d think she’d be considerate and take up a lovely, yummy still, healthy lunch for her & her SIL! Even if she still got Dominoes for her SIL’s 2 girls! But noooo…that would have involved Sevda getting off her lazy fat ass and making an effort….which Sevda never does. Sevda only does things for others if it benefits her too! Sevda wanted Dominies pizza, so Dominoes pizza it was!

AND yes we know Sevda, your SIL says on her TikTok video that she shouldn’t be eating it but you start saying that it’s her birthday tomorrow so she ends up saying it’s an early birthday treat and she starts to eat it…….but Sevda, YOU know as well as all her followers that she is SUCH a kind and caring person that she won’t leave it and eat something else! She doesn’t want to upset you! I don’t think anyone in your family dares ever to upset you!! You knew she’d end up eating it!

Plus…Sevda, you’ve mentioned you’re getting another takeaway later for you & Sedat! (after another takeaway meal with him yesterday …Subway). Even more reason for your selfish self, you should & could have easily bought a few things that are yummy yet healthy for you & your SIL to have for lunch! No excuses!!!

She could have treated them all to a toby carvery she’s not been there in weeks here’s hoping her gold card has been revoked

Pizza for lunch, pizza for dinner. My stomach could never!! And I’m quite fit and healthy! God knows what it’s doing to her insides

Here she is with the lahmcun. Had a feeling it was guna be that tonight. The noise she makes swallowing the first gigantic bite sounds painful. If she just talk and eat why can’t she just take much smaller bites so she isn’t fighting with the food to chew it and swallow it as fast as she can.

easilyannoyed114 said:

Here she is with the lahmcun. Had a feeling it was guna be that tonight. The noise she makes swallowing the first gigantic bite sounds painful. If she just talk and eat why can’t she just take much smaller bites so she isn’t fighting with the food to chew it and swallow it as fast as she can.

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Why order so much ? When she first started pulling out boxes of salad and dips.. I thought Hairy Daddy , Doormat and Hippo would be joining them for a farmyard eating competition..but , No. It just appears to be the two of them? Greedy fers

LMack said:

Why order so much ? When she first started pulling out boxes of salad and dips.. I thought Hairy Daddy , Doormat and Hippo would be joining them for a farmyard eating competition..but , No. It just appears to be the two of them? Greedy fers

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No need for that much salid and sawwwccceesss. Probably freezing it all for when she’s back off her holiday tight cow