Sevda.Ela @sevda.ela

I don’t understand why she has to make a point of saying she’s got lurpak butter on her toast. It’s just not a thing Sevda. do off.

Yolk yoLk it’s not yoLk is it, it’s…….yolk
Omg her poor brain must have had to work so hard to figure that out. Stupid bint

How many colours does she have this top in?



Also Ela talks inanely… 8 year olds should be able to have much better conversations than that

Ohbeez said:

I don’t understand why she has to make a point of saying she’s got lurpak butter on her toast. It’s just not a thing Sevda. do off.

Yolk yoLk it’s not yoLk is it, it’s…….yolk
Omg her poor brain must have had to work so hard to figure that out. Stupid bint

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She has to boast and let us know she’s got the more expensive butter, bet that’s why she got it so she could let us know how she’s eating the (in her mind) best butter All butter is whipped double cream at the end of the day Begda, it’s not only Lurpak that have nice butter. There’s people in her comment sections going hungry and she’s sitting there boasting about her butter.

Ohbeez said:

I don’t understand why she has to make a point of saying she’s got lurpak butter on her toast. It’s just not a thing Sevda. do off.

Yolk yoLk it’s not yoLk is it, it’s…….yolk
Omg her poor brain must have had to work so hard to figure that out. Stupid bint

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She’s been reading online as I’ve never seen her comment sections commenting about the yolk pronunciation

Ohbeez said:

I don’t understand why she has to make a point of saying she’s got lurpak butter on her toast. It’s just not a thing Sevda. do off.

Yolk yoLk it’s not yoLk is it, it’s…….yolk
Omg her poor brain must have had to work so hard to figure that out. Stupid bint

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She's clearly after a Lurpak and Jason's Sourdough deal !

Anon_face_ said:

How many colours does she have this top in?



Also Ela talks inanely… 8 year olds should be able to have much better conversations than that

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Probably buy one get one fwee . They're horrible. I'm 46 and wouldn't consider wearing anything like that !

I'm starting early couldn't resist getting the comment in about her wanting a Lurpak deal !

Stupid thick cow! Professes to speak Turkish but still cannot grasp her mother tongue which is English, y o L k is pronounced YOKE. She’s a joke. Still the disgusting slurping and tearing the toast with a knife. Sevda, did you actually know that you use a knife like a saw? That you cut through more than just once so that you separate the food item completely without the need to perform your ridiculous ritual of having to physically tear it? You’re incapable of chewing your food properly meaning that you have to force it down your throat so that you can ram in more oversized mouthfuls. You’re nothing short of a greedy human gannet with the social graces of a primate at a chimpanzee’s tea party. Oh, and while I’m at it, keep that ugly oversized tongue of yours inside your mouth as no one deserves to have to witness it with every single eat with me that you film. Maybe review your videos before you publish them and then you’ll realise how ugly you make yourself look.

LMack said:

I'm starting early couldn't resist getting the comment in about her wanting a Lurpak deal !

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Love it I got a few in there too.

chelseagardener said:

I think she struggled to say parmesan the last time she used it, I'll see if I can find the video lol but I bet that's why

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I remember it

Anon_face_ said:

She’s firty five now Don’t worry she still won’t know it by firty six either

I bet it’s not even real Parmesan and it’s just “hard cheese” as she’s a cheap bleep

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Ela: mummy I know if you put the egg on the toast it’s yummy. She’s EIGHT! I swear to the high heavens my 2 year old speaks more clearly and coherently than her. Are you have, Sev? Your daughter will have the same blah future as you currently have because you held her back in literally every way.

Steffie_boo said:

What video was this?

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It was ages ago! I'm sure she said it was a colleague from pharmacy days. Hadn't seen her before and she hasn't mentioned her since. Very bizarre

What's with the cooking every morning.
Just give your kids some cereal or toast and fruit ffs

SilverGlitter2024 said:

What's with the cooking every morning.
Just give your kids some cereal or toast and fruit ffs

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To be fair, the egg and toast is more nutritious than a crumpet loaded with Biscoff when you consider all the junk that Sev fills Ela’s lunchbox with.

Alternative_value said:

Her care home must be bursting at the seams with utter se… the crap she buys - where does she put it all! It’s all useless s. I think she is a secret hoarder

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I always wonder the same about that Brittany Miller weirdo. She’s always buying stuff in Primark 2-3 times a week but where does she put it all?

The bread was “stunnin”.. who has ever described bread as stunning… guys.. she is a foodie

Ok-meet6110 said:

Ela: mummy I know if you put the egg on the toast it’s yummy. She’s EIGHT! I swear to the high heavens my 2 year old speaks more clearly and coherently than her. Are you have, Sev? Your daughter will have the same blah future as you currently have because you held her back in literally every way.

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Ela speaks so poorly for her age… Her idiot parents are holding her back in every way

Bowmanswife said:

To be fair, the egg and toast is more nutritious than a crumpet loaded with Biscoff when you consider all the junk that Sev fills Ela’s lunchbox with.

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That's actually very true

The way I rage when she a) makes a big deal about the yulk being runny and b) when she pops her own and everyone else’s yulk for the camera.