Honestly...
when she 'thinks' she's eating well, she's trained in nutrition and knows what she's doing. Only person in the world that deludes herself into a calorie deficit without actually knowing. (PT, Nutritionist)
When she 'thinks' she's applying make up well, she's the best at it, and of course the only woman in the world without a single pore. (qualified beautician and dermatologist)
When she makes a meal, its the best and we should get to know if we don't know. (Chef)
When she's doing ice baths for her mental health, she's a mental health guru with a whiteboard and a board certified MD (that's medical doctor if you're reading Vav) hinting at coming of anti depressants. Giving long spiels of advice with lots of repetition and emphasis. (Medical Doctor/ GP/ Consultant)
Putting fin mr muscle on her car (Panel beater/ Painter/ Chemical alchamist)
Don't get me wrong the delusion is very visible and entertaining but part of me thinks she's needing we jaunt in a mental hospital for her multiple and clearly very 'skilled' personalities that have various knowledgeable and uni grad degrees - all whilst being illiterate not only in written form but also in spoken form.
you don’t eat a calorie deficit diet so you will never lost weight but again you would also know that. Sort that fridge out Steph my ocd is going wild 
must be in her DMs cos they ain't asking in her comments . So DM them back cos you're boring the rest of us "normal people" that ain't interested fwit that you are ! Sorry but who has that much monster in their fridge !
I don’t need to be a PT to tell ye that 
for someone with an ED she talks about food a lot 
she’s an absolute banger
or punting se make up that break people’s skin out ohhh how the other half live….do off slackpouch 
