THE DEVIL WEARS PUMA
My day began at 3am I wore my half zip Chris cringle Christmas wreath jumper n heading to the airport..I catch flees not flights
my new assistant slow cooker Susan turned up dressed like a bag of washing I demanded she changed everything the deprived little rat she is
i got to work being cruelvavella n let them know that Iam above them little dancing ticktockers
i showed the runabouts my range n they giggled ..I said get me all the size 10 labels n sew them on everything Iam trying on ..I will show the cc cafecows
Sam n his little posts eh ..well I shall tell the world of his mushroom dick n how my pubs got stuck in his backbite ..Susan send dick pics to tattle n CCs aha that will learn that little bulldog and also send the one he was wearing my thongs in the hotpod
delighted that I have smash another personal goal of ruining 100 lives today ..SUSAN...SUSAN GET ON THAT LIVE OR U WILL BE UNALIVED