Right aimless as promised. Go into that square box you have in the bathroom, with the round shaped head on it, has a hose attached to it, water comes out that. Peel those pyjamas off you, don't worry about putting them in the wash, they will walk there on their own.
Now get in, all by yourself, clever girl. Get under the water, I know it will sting a bit as you aren't used to it, but it will ease off. Now get the dettol and wire brush, sorry I mean scalp scrub, wet that filthy rats tails of yours, and give it a good old scrub, at least 4 times.
We will do shampoo and conditioner tomorrow love, baby steps
Now get in, all by yourself, clever girl. Get under the water, I know it will sting a bit as you aren't used to it, but it will ease off. Now get the dettol and wire brush, sorry I mean scalp scrub, wet that filthy rats tails of yours, and give it a good old scrub, at least 4 times.
We will do shampoo and conditioner tomorrow love, baby steps