Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

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That lunch time offering was disgusting 🤢 imagine if she had a real job and was talking in a meeting whilst shovelling biscuits in her mouth and slurping tea! Why would any brand what that to be the face of them. Time to take a serious look at what you have become Shaimee!
It's disgusting she looks a mess sat on stool talking to her phone she's not right in the head
 
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So she’s “unwell” amazing coincidence she’s unwell when she’s sacked off an event

And the cats have probably pissed on the sofa whilst she was away
Giving Miss trunchbull vibes today
 

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I’ve been away and my phone broke. I was flying from Barcelona and was expecting to see shaimee. What have I missed?!
Nothing much

She’s still a lazy sweaty grubby t except she’s about a stone heavier, with 3 more bellies and 4 more chins

Harpers a pre teen monkey with a hammy Sammy, frubalicious and cakey packed lunch, loves Tupac and is a swiftie but her favourite thing is skincare but also playing with slime and painting cardboard houses. 🤣🤣

Think I’ve covered all bases 😂
 
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Also. It’s a 3 minute video… could she not eat for three whole fing minutes to make the video so we didn’t hear her slapping her fing lips. Pig 🐖
She literally has no content if she isn't shopping, showing off her shopping or scoffing!
There is never a half empty packet of biscuits, hummus etc like in most houses. She must litterally scran everything as soon as it's open...... we can always have more!! She must be like Pac-Man as soon as anything is open! 🐷🐖
 
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Nothing much

She’s still a lazy sweaty grubby t except she’s about a stone heavier, with 3 more bellies and 4 more chins

Harpers a pre teen monkey with a hammy Sammy, frubalicious and cakey packed lunch, loves Tupac and is a swiftie but her favourite thing is skincare but also playing with slime and painting cardboard houses. 🤣🤣

Think I’ve covered all bases 😂
Howling at this 😂😂😂😂😂 thankyou
 
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Birky
Well gals as some of you know my ceiling in kids room came down! Finally at the stage of painting and new carpets Thursday! My kids have slept in the living room for nearly a month! Unlike aimless I have to work for everything to get done!

Now do I have a prosecco or not this evening 🤣🤣
Yay!! 💃🏻 Thrilled for you. Isn't it properly annoying working and stuff? Stupid 🙄🤣
Girl you have the whole damn bottle 🍾❤️ but if you cheers your phone I WILL FIND YOU 👀🤣