Just asked my bloke if he has ever felt the urge - he wants your name n number cos he’s ringing the police! Said I am being corrupted! There are kinks and then there’s perverted babe - I’m good with stockings n shag up a tree every now n then - there is NOTHING going down my nob for king or country! He told me to say it verbatim
I can’t stand the smell of dettol. It reminds me of the sick bowl when I was younger lol.I love a dettol bath
Same.. I think I missed a big chunk while working! x
10 B&H and a diamond whiteAHH the old 10b&H plus a bottle of cinzanno....good times
You don't have anything to be sorry for
I did too and I'm not arsed. If other people's upset was taken into account rather than keeping it going and basically arguing with everyone it would have been over and done with. But it wasn't. Then going for others personally was not it. Not sorry 
Relatable single mamma right there
JodemortI got told off & my message removed when it came on spitting it’s venom, because I asked if it was Jodemort.
were there lots of capitals letters and exclamation marks!!!!!!!!!
Just asked my bloke if he has ever felt the urge - he wants your name n number cos he’s ringing the police! Said I am being corrupted! There are kinks and then there’s perverted babe - I’m good with stockings n shag up a tree every now n then - there is NOTHING going down my nob for king or country! He told me to say it verbatim
funnily enough I’ve just asked my fella too he said there’s absolutely no way in hell that anything’s going down his japs eye (I’m sorry lasses for his colourful description) and that he has no idea why anyone would want to. He said he could be on board with a cheeky finger up the bum, but that’s it.
Imagine the state of her lady garden tho!
I reported it too. I didn’t want to get involved because I’ve got myself in bother in the past gobbing off, but what she said was not ok and I support those who it offended. anyway, they’ve gone now so peace and harmony is restored.You don't have anything to be sorry for
I’d rather not
I don't think anyone has scolded you Nosey or that you have done anything wrong. Unless I've missed something haha.
Oh don’t
I imagine it has its own unique smell, its own eco system with yet to be fully discovered infectious microorganisms. I bet the Dave’s are walking around with their rotting dicks hanging off
Bet it’s fishy fanny has been swiped more than its mam’s Tesco club card.I’d rather not
