Was nearly shot by a farmer in a field once about 14 drinking and was out shooting!Only the posh birds did Lambrini - MD 2020 in Yorkshire cos we are bad ass!in our local corner shop when I was about 15 you could take an empty bottle in n they’d fill it up from something under the counter. It was some sort of sherry come rocket fuel - cost the same as a packet of fags ! No joke! Ah fond memories! My kids got away with nothing I can tell ya - been there and bought the full kit!
Oh my godI got a job in a gay club dancing on the bar with a tambourine! My dad thought I was tucked up in bed till someone told him n he came in the bar to rake me home! I was 15 but I’d told them I was 19. Had to wear a little gym skirt n socks - I looked so cute and was very good at it ! . I swear I saw my dads blood pressure come out of his ears that night - especially when some bloke in a fishnet vest stroked his arm
that is absolutely brilliant!! The guy stroking his arm though
I was doing a routine to a drag artist singing some gay anthem n had to show my knickers - perfectly safe cos the were all gay
my dad had never ever been as mad - he was a big rugby player n I thought he was gunna put someone through a window - oh how we laughed! Not
Rum and black - that’s an old one!I told my mum I was going to judo (which I was originally) but instead I was at the pub every Thursday drinking rum and black, I was 13
She found out one time, walked in the pub dragged me out of there and into her car.
Let me get over yesterday first - I’m still finding beer cans in my hydrangeas!It’s crazy thinking back isn’t it
@Puffy nips and stinky vag i vote for the party to be held at your house!
Stop
you’re hilarious! I’m off to sleep now too. What a funny day it’s been
goodnight bitchessss 
Why did I hear Harvey price at the endSo relievedgod these people are unhinged! Think I need my bed - what a day! X
It was the only drink I knew.Rum and black - that’s an old one!
I got really wasted once, threw up everywhere, looked like a murder scene with the blackcurrant. Never again, same with Pernod 
Pahahaha this had me in bitsThis little piggy went to Tesco's
This little piggy stayed home
This little piggy had roast beef pork
This little piggy got dumped
And this little piggy went wahhhh wahhh mummy the trolz have used hurty words wahhhhh wahhhhh Tesco's have dropped me wahhhh wahhhh
When I saw the zoomed pic (no toes) it took me a min to work out WTF it was 
If she thinks that mottled, bruised skin is normal at her age then 
Her horrific diet and alcohol abuse is really evidently dangerous to everyone but her
Whyyy does she insist on dressing like a highlighter pen or crayon? Seriously it's too much all together at her age. I cannot believe none of her 'friends' or Mum/Sister tells herShe thinks she might get a deal with one of the alcohol companies ! Her first order of AU vodka website and she broke the fan showing off her order
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Call me a b but best believe I'd tell someone I love they look ridiculous. All this Kaiia s is so tacky but break it up FFSWell, why would she go to Sainsbury's, after all, Tesco has everything you could want under one roof! Well last week it did anywayHer face when she said she’d been to Sainsbury’s…. Then trying to quantify where she normally goes whilst not mentioning Tesco….ridiculous Considering she did the party food from there!
I have one account on here and I’m definitely not thelurker66 also.
Pretty sure they would go with Dory before Aimee. She uses their products a lot in her cocktails.
We had a lad with a bottle up his bum, had to break the bottle to get it out where the suction had sealed it.We had a guy with BIC pen ink refill thingy stuck up his urethra …. 🫣To this day I wonder HOW and WHY ….
Sitting in the graveyard getting drinks passed over the wall from the pub next door. Those were the days hey.10 B&H and a diamond white
We know that. She’s obviously just reaching and angling. Keep being you
