Aww I’d lend you mine xI can only imagine the s she will purchase. I’ve never been meself now but me mate got me pjs (Disney I’m ashamed to admit!) but they qualify is amazing. I do want to go meself like. Wonder if she will lend me her card or let me go with her
That is bloody hilariousAs she’s looking for work i thought I’d help her out with a CV. Every little helps.
CV of Aimee 5 names aka Aimless/Cat piss
Personal statement:
I am a size 12(+4) hovel dwelling former clubcard owner, single mama, owner of 5 cats and one emotional support bear. A fake anxiety advocate. I excel at playing the victim and manipulating people with no teeth. I have extensive experience in dick. I am a compulsive liar, unhygienic and show narcissistic personality traits.
Job history highlights:
Tesco - 11th July 2024 to 11th July 2024
Women’s Aid Speaker - TBC since 2021
Multi million pound business owner
Primark - started 3 years before the store opened.
Reason for leaving all: TROLLS
Skills:
Can dismantle an Halloween tree in minutes.
Ability to drive whilst passed out.
Opening bottles of Kylie.
Mutley impressions
Expert level knowledge of Uber Eats app.
Circus inspired make up artist.
Ability to have a filter on videos without using a filter.
Chewing coffee like a camel.
Extensive knowledge of the skip hire industry.
Dislikes:
Cheese. Studio lights. School runs. Cheese. Cleaning. Bathing. Cheese. Parenting. Telling the truth. Tesco.
Hobbies:
Deep throating chippy sausages on camera, taking dry baths, sun beds, takeaways, getting pissed, breeze block pity parties, spending money, men called Dave. Being poorly. My bestie Steph. Living my best life through TT.
References:
Granny gash flasher
Greg the wallet
My Police case worker
Uber Eats delivery driver
Slate selling t
MY mental health nurse
But would anyone actually want anything that had been in that s hole?She was once going to do a giveaway on a live but that never materialised even after she spent all that time on a live writing people’s names down
To lighten the mood girls i was cleaning out the back garden and the dogs water bowl was full of water and slabbers (I have a 9 stone mastiff), picked it up and tossed the old water over my fence..............where my next door neighbour who already isn't to great with me was pulling her weeds out. Ooopppsss. I genuinely didn't see her. Mortified!
Given the IQ level and cult like nature of the toothless mafia I think they’d give a limb to have anything from herBut would anyone actually want anything that had been in that s hole?
Awwwww bless x it been a tough day !Exhausting work doing absolutely do all
She’s already blacklisted by Sainsbury’s media team … that’s a fact.Who was wondering if she has a nectar card? Lol t! Sainsburys will not touch you after tesco sacking you off Aimee. And with good reason to, you literally said you don't like them compared to tesco but now you can't show your face in tesco they are the best. They aren't a runner up! Sainsburys know your worth!
So if everyone was like her no vulnerable children or adults would be safeguarded as its usually highlighted by someone for there to be services involved and everyone would get away with driving under the influence? Cause nobody would challenge anyone if they thought it. Don't be like whoever she is everyone. Be more self aware of the world around you. Nobody says be a nosey fers but if you see something that you think could need investigated report it. What's the worst that can happen? They get the all clear and you know that you have done what you can to potentially help someone.Here's this banger at it again. Clearly loving the attention. And no you don't know me because I would 100 million percent say anything I have said to pissy flaps face
Yeah I’d be astounded if Sainsburys go near her, or any supermarket. Even Home Bargains have held plenty of events (local too that Lauren S goes to) and she’s not been invited.Who was wondering if she has a nectar card? Lol t! Sainsburys will not touch you after tesco sacking you off Aimee. And with good reason to, you literally said you don't like them compared to tesco but now you can't show your face in tesco they are the best. They aren't a runner up! Sainsburys know your worth!
Has to be!! LolShe’s already blacklisted by Sainsbury’s media team … that’s a fact.
Is he called Dave?At Sainsbury's again, she will be offering the ceo a free blowy soon to get a brand deal
One word...pathetic.....Here is her morning video. She will waste so much more food now if she starts going to Costco!
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OMG she's still goingHere's this banger at it again. Clearly loving the attention. And no you don't know me because I would 100 million percent say anything I have said to pissy flaps face
I'd be devastated if home bargains dared lolYeah I’d be astounded if Sainsburys go near her, or any supermarket. Even Home Bargains have held plenty of events (local too that Lauren S goes to) and she’s not been invited.