Was just going to say farty ham or chicken when you open itThat fart smell when you open a packet of ham, I heard that was inspired by aimless knickers
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I can see it now on an episode of "kids who kill" wading through piles of cat litter, cat s, mugs and kaia the label se!I’m still sniggering at this one
My eldest has done the same and got her 1st choice of university too xOk, totally off topic but I want to share my proud mummy moment with you lot,
Our lass has only gone & done it, 3 A levels at A* & the spare one is A!!! We are so fecking proud of her & so happy for her, the career she has wanted since she was a wee dot is going to happen for her, first choice uni & everything & I’m not boasting before any of the delulu sycophants start, I’m just so proud of her & her ambition & hard work.
Hope everyone is ok & sending virtual hugs to those that need it.🪿
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Did anyone clock As face when W said how she’d say sorry girls the weather is (whatever she said) let’s do some baking!!?? To me it looked as though W was talking out her arse and A realised she’d thrown her under the bus so quickly said she thought she meant there and that why she pulled the face.
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(And se from that slate s who begs people to buy her toilet cleaner off her Amazon wish list)
There will be a photo of the kid holding up her black paintings whilst sitting amongst a pile of se and using the initialled mugs and glasses to spell out
D Dave 1’s Xmas glass
E (next Tinder victim? initial pending)
A Aimee’s Mug
D Dave 2’s Mug
What is going on with the sides of her nose!
That's amazing, she's smashed it!Ok, totally off topic but I want to share my proud mummy moment with you lot,
Our lass has only gone & done it, 3 A levels at A* & the spare one is A!!! We are so fecking proud of her & so happy for her, the career she has wanted since she was a wee dot is going to happen for her, first choice uni & everything & I’m not boasting before any of the delulu sycophants start, I’m just so proud of her & her ambition & hard work.
Hope everyone is ok & sending virtual hugs to those that need it.
More than likely
I actually think one of the slates will be weapon of choice. Knocked clean out by one of your fake mothering pictures
I’m still not convinced Aimee hadn’t planted one of the Ds under that patio and they say the apple never falls far from the tree - come Halloween and it will be looking like the set of thriller with all the missing blokes who’s name starts with a D digging their way out from under the new slabs
Brookside comes to Southport
Aimee can play the part of Mandy Jordache (she will be able to act the fake DV storyline really well as she has had lots of practice and do her fake Liverpool accent)