Oinking Olga has probably got to see the GP, it was that bad it nearly sweated its puffy left nip off & the GP has told it that it’s skipped perimenopause & gone straight into full blown menopause, it the worst case of menopause that they have ever seen, in actual fact the worst case that has ever been documented in history, it has been prescribed, patches, gel, tablets, cream & 2 hourly ice pops to be shoved up its lardy arse.
Or it’s sting it’s pissy pants because it acted all billy big bollocks yesterday & got the attention of Princess Soph.
Or it’s greetin on ft with bigbeefyvag saying how terrible it all is while secretly being chuffed it’s fake bestie is getting all the well deserved s instead of her.
Or it’s doing its usual & not posting to get the delulu sycophants whipped up into a frenzy to get the engagement up.