What catastrophe will it be today then, couldn’t go to work because it has the worst sore throat even known to man, that bad it has been lying on it’s bathroom floor delirious while the dutty old bike is shoving ice pops up its diseased ridden growler. Or it can’t fit into it not size 12 or the trowels have upset it because they are good honest people & call it out on its lies & disgusting manipulative behaviour or will it’s child get blamed again because it just can’t be arsed getting its lardy fat body into work.