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PlentyOfShhh · Aug 24, 2024

Evening all. I couldn't stomach watching her this week. I lost another close family member a week ago. It still doesn't feel real but we stay busy, life goes on around us.

Anyway I was doom scrolling TL earlier and this ad was on there. I thought you all would enjoy this bit of funny.

Also been doom scrolling/reading Vavs thread. It put a smile on my face. A few hilarious members on there. Might join in when my head's not so fuzzy.

allaboardthebirkeybike · Aug 24, 2024

Mrs f said:
Take it aimee saw my comment on the plates last night . My daughter is 6 and hates baby plates as she calls H is what 9 or 10 she's hardly a preen ager as she calls her time to get rid of the baby plates lobe

I don't even understand why she's got them. Wtf. Shouldn't they have gone about 7yrs ago? I swear she is Hs worst enemy and biggest bully. Then cutting her butty into 4 little baby squares. Ffs! I'm embarrassed for Harold!

GG & her gaping growler · Aug 24, 2024

Aimee5bellies said:
Has she slept in that jumper?! A peri menopausal woman sleeping in a jumper - fing hell I’ve been doing it all wrong and sleeping in the thinnest slip ever!

The fing shame of having food given on a plastic baby plate

See she left the sausage sandwich full but had to cut babyteens into squares

Bet she smells worse than a tramps gooch

allaboardthebirkeybike · Aug 24, 2024

easilyannoyed114 said:
Absolutely no need for her awful habit of touchy food. Especially with the tips of them manky nails. She can’t help herself. The amount of times she touches the pancakes is unnecessary. fing weird habit. Sevdas the same

I nearly died when Charlie said I like to shower after dinner because you don't want to be going to bed smelling like food, greasy etc...

allaboardthebirkeybike · Aug 24, 2024

lexilou said:
We know you are tempted when there is bacon on the go porky pig.

Hannibal the Cannibal.
Hellloooooooo Clarice

allaboardthebirkeybike · Aug 24, 2024

Aimee5bellies said:
Ann summers deal? Or love honey?

I can't even imagine because I don't want to

but it absolutely wouldn't surprise me. Another thing to add to the embarrassing Harold list. What's your Mummy do? Lies, scoffs, stinks and sells sex toys. What about yours?

allaboardthebirkeybike · Aug 24, 2024

Puffy nips and stinky vag said:
The POLO top ….. I’m howling Pants Off Legs Open - go shag a POLO mr D .. least you won’t get a scabby cock - one of my fave Olga vids this - just classic!

allaboardthebirkeybike · Aug 24, 2024

Missy said:
Oh dear god that winged eyeliner and shimmery silver s all over the face

I'm hoping and praying so hard that she treats us to this deeeelight soon

Missy · Aug 24, 2024

allaboardthebirkeybike said:
I'm hoping and praying so hard that she treats us to this deeeelight soon

Pretty sure that went back to Zara.
Didn’t fit her then, so she won’t get the shorts past her knees now

allaboardthebirkeybike · Aug 24, 2024

cate said:
That fing living room
The ceiling. The furniture. fing everything is so dated - she spends her money on the wrong things.
Sort your home out!!
Obviously aimless has no taste whatsoever. Get your fing face out of the fridge, put your phone down and Look at some magazines or even better get some professional help as you clearly need it and for the house too!
Maybe gets some tips on how to present yourself for ‘work’

If she's getting tips on how to present herself for work. Might I suggest she gets a job first

Wild idea i know!!

TillyLou · Aug 24, 2024

PlentyOfShhh said:
Evening all. I couldn't stomach watching her this week. I lost another close family member a week ago. It still doesn't feel real but we stay busy, life goes on around us.

Anyway I was doom scrolling TL earlier and this ad was on there. I thought you all would enjoy this bit of funny.

Also been doom scrolling/reading Vavs thread. It put a smile on my face. A few hilarious members on there. Might join in when my head's not so fuzzy.

So sorry to hear about your family member. Sending lots of love to you

MRS FULL MONTY✨ · Aug 24, 2024

PlentyOfShhh said:
Evening all. I couldn't stomach watching her this week. I lost another close family member a week ago. It still doesn't feel real but we stay busy, life goes on around us.

Anyway I was doom scrolling TL earlier and this ad was on there. I thought you all would enjoy this bit of funny.

Also been doom scrolling/reading Vavs thread. It put a smile on my face. A few hilarious members on there. Might join in when my head's not so fuzzy.

Sorry for your loss babe

Do come over to the Vavside any time

allaboardthebirkeybike · Aug 24, 2024

cate said:
That fing living room
The ceiling. The furniture. fing everything is so dated - she spends her money on the wrong things.
Sort your home out!!
Obviously aimless has no taste whatsoever. Get your fing face out of the fridge, put your phone down and Look at some magazines or even better get some professional help as you clearly need it and for the house too!
Maybe gets some tips on how to present yourself for ‘work’

She has spent soooo much in the last year alone. On her home and garden 'renovations' too

The fact that her home now is the finished result kills me

It's a mismatch of everything. A cross between an old people's home (sorry touchy subject) and a 3yo's play room you let decorate themselves

allaboardthebirkeybike · Aug 24, 2024

MRS FULL MONTY✨ said:
Sorry for your loss babe
Do come over to the Vavside any time

And where have you been? Ya wee hussy.
Keep imagining you face down in a canal somewhere. Ya need ta tell us when you're not in! Ya want fi remember who christened ya that name! Ya'v nae shame!

Sent from my iPhone

allaboardthebirkeybike · Aug 24, 2024

No posts from today??

Someone help a blocked b out

allaboardthebirkeybike · Aug 24, 2024

@PlentyOfShhh So sorry for your loss my love

Sending you lots of love. You do right to pop in for a laugh she makes you feel better that you ain't her

Take care of yourself and do pop up when you're upto it

MRS FULL MONTY✨ · Aug 24, 2024

allaboardthebirkeybike said:
And where have you been? Ya wee hussy.
Keep imagining you face down in a canal somewhere. Ya need ta tell us when you're not in! Ya want fi remember who christened ya that name! Ya'v nae shame!

Sent from my iPhone

Vav keeps me really busy ya know

Also I can’t stomach Aimee. I honestly salute you all. That girl has gone to waste. Her eating is repulsive. I have gone through enough this year without seeing her lick her trotters clean.

Won’t ever forget you Birkey!

youknowwhatimean · Aug 24, 2024

allaboardthebirkeybike said:
No posts from today?? Someone help a blocked b out

Just for you. She must’ve suppressed her anxiety until she got home

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easilyannoyed114 · Aug 24, 2024

allaboardthebirkeybike said:
I nearly died when Charlie said I like to shower after dinner because you don't want to be going to bed smelling like food, greasy etc...

did she say this? Hahahaha she’s got a point though

Countess Dracula · Aug 24, 2024

Missy said:
Oh dear god that winged eyeliner and shimmery silver s all over the face

She looks like Tutankhamun

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