That dent she is so chavvy.
That dent she is so chavvy.
he sounds funny but that’s cos I don’t live with himOh my fing life!!!! Just got home to my bloke acting like I’ve caught him shagging a stripper or something - yanno when ya just know they’ve done something - it was the same face as when he got the bleeding donkeys! Only gone n bought a fing giant Jack skelington thingy from Costco that moves! It’s gunna scare the kids sless! AND he tried to hide the bloody thing!!! Like I’m not gunna see that thing with a sheet over it! You will see it from Jupiter!!! Ladies at this point I need counselling! Does any one have a spare bed! Sweet Jesus stop me strangling the idiot ! I’m done !
What a fing mess! Wearing that, Peri menopausal my arse!!!
Exactly - I’d be down to my pants in the middle of DFS!What a fing mess! Wearing that, Peri menopausal my arse!!!
Velma stop it I’d literally pee me nicks"Dressing for Autumn today" in the same sweaty trackie when she creamed her kecks over her Spring claws. Every single month! But thank Christ for a minute I thought she was going to go all turtle neck and pinny dress with matching knee socks like Velma
Why's my text gone like that? I AM NOT JO or her fake friend. I repeat not!! Brownie promise"Dressing for Autumn today" in the same sweaty trackie when she creamed her kecks over her Spring claws. Every single month! But thank Christ for a minute I thought she was going to go all turtle neck and pinny dress with matching knee socks like Velma
Why's my text gone like that? I AM NOT JO or her fake friend. I repeat not!! Brownie promise
Charlie did a video about getting school stuff for R on Saturday….Did anyone notice she said she needed bits for the kids for school? Don't tell me she takes over with Ralph with that aswell? Like with the Christmas eve boxes? She'll be barking about them before long. Makes me laugh how she was soooo excited for September but no mention of it being her daughter’s birthday. Just that she can get a pumpkin spiced bogtrotter cake down her neck. Fear not though I'll give it to fri before she's flaunting the indulgent gifts. A mix of preteen extortionate skincare and top of the range device. With a side of toddler teddy's and hello kitty jarmeez
She’s beyond ridiculous with that stupid fake mutley laugh… it pisses me off!
The pink sofa is like a year old so it’s in good condition ( well should be)She forgets what nonsense and lies she tells. Oh for sure. Bet it stinks
A) mixture of cat piss and her own piss after a couple of winesThe pink sofa is like a year old so it’s in good condition ( well should be)
My Theory is…..
IF it ends up in the skip , the cats have PISSED all over it.
But IF she sells it or donates it to charity - then it’s just not comfortable or whatever!
Place your bets Ladies
It’s a 50/50?
A) Is it - A PISSY SOFA - to the SKIP
B) it’s good to go to a new home
My answer is A .