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she is so chavvy.Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial
she is so chavvy.Oh my fing life!!!! Just got home to my bloke acting like I’ve caught him shagging a stripper or something - yanno when ya just know they’ve done something - it was the same face as when he got the bleeding donkeys! Only gone n bought a fing giant Jack skelington thingy from Costco that moves! It’s gunna scare the kids sless! AND he tried to hide the bloody thing!!! Like I’m not gunna see that thing with a sheet over it! You will see it from Jupiter!!! Ladies at this point I need counselling! Does any one have a spare bed! Sweet Jesus stop me strangling the idiot ! I’m done !
he sounds funny but that’s cos I don’t live with him 
What a fing mess! Wearing that, Peri menopausal my arse!!!
Exactly - I’d be down to my pants in the middle of DFS!
"Dressing for Autumn today" in the same sweaty trackie when she creamed her kecks over her Spring claws. Every single month! But thank Christ for a minute I thought she was going to go all turtle neck and pinny dress with matching knee socks like Velma
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Velma"Dressing for Autumn today" in the same sweaty trackie when she creamed her kecks over her Spring claws. Every single month! But thank Christ for a minute I thought she was going to go all turtle neck and pinny dress with matching knee socks like Velma
stop it I’d literally pee me nicks
It is NOT NORMAL to be this excited for Ber months 
She is so chaotic. It is just ridiculous the way she carries on especially as I said before she's bobbing apples with Shirley Saville on Halloween so wtf. She is deffo 5 Chepsis short of a 6pack. I wouldn't be seen dead! I can't stand caps in general especially on her with that minging hair just swinging all over. She's a scruffy t. I feel so bad for H Weds.. so what did you do in your summer hols Harold? Poor kid!! 
She is so chaotic. It is just ridiculous the way she carries on especially as I said before she's bobbing apples with Shirley Saville on Halloween so wtf. She is deffo 5 Chepsis short of a 6pack. I wouldn't be seen dead! I can't stand caps in general especially on her with that minging hair just swinging all over. She's a scruffy t. I feel so bad for H Weds.. so what did you do in your summer hols Harold? Poor kid!! Attachments
I got home from my break last night, other half had eaten us out of house & home! Went to M&S this morning and saw those chocolate bars, they’re £3.50 each and there are another 3 she hasn’t bought/shown. They aren’t even that big. I only went in for a pie & a pie was all I bought.
Did anyone notice she said she needed bits for the kids for school? Don't tell me she takes over with Ralph with that aswell? Like with the Christmas eve boxes? She'll be barking about them before long. Makes me laugh how she was soooo excited for September but no mention of it being her daughters birthday. Just that she can get a pumpkin spiced bogtrotter cake down her neck. Fear not though I'll give it to fri before she's flaunting the indulgent gifts. A mix of preteen extortionate skincare and top of the range device. With a side of toddler teddy's and hello kitty jarmeez
Why's my text gone like that? I AM NOT JO or her fake friend. I repeat not!! Brownie promise"Dressing for Autumn today" in the same sweaty trackie when she creamed her kecks over her Spring claws. Every single month! But thank Christ for a minute I thought she was going to go all turtle neck and pinny dress with matching knee socks like Velma
Why's my text gone like that? I AM NOT JO or her fake friend. I repeat not!! Brownie promise
She's absolutely manic today, what a stupid outfit, she's gonna be so sweaty in that, scruffy cow.
She's absolutely manic today, what a stupid outfit, she's gonna be so sweaty in that, scruffy cow.
Charlie did a video about getting school stuff for R on Saturday….
She probably on about going for H as she couldn’t be arsed during the 7 week holidays cos she’s been so busy working
Charlie deffo trolling owd Shaimee with the makeup…
Imagine that walking into DFS and sitting on your display sofas I’d have to burn the entire showroom afterwards!
Takes no pride in her appearance what’s so ever at this point the scruffy mongrel!
Kaiia the label? More like Aimee hides the size label!
Takes no pride in her appearance what’s so ever at this point the scruffy mongrel!
Kaiia the label? More like Aimee hides the size label!
She’s beyond ridiculous with that stupid fake mutley laugh… it pisses me off!
Its warm out there today so she will be melting 🫠 in that tracky
The pink sofa is like a year old so it’s in good condition ( well should be)She forgets what nonsense and lies she tells. Oh for sure. Bet it stinks
My Theory is…..
IF it ends up in the skip , the cats have PISSED all over it.
But IF she sells it or donates it to charity - then it’s just not comfortable or whatever!
Place your bets Ladies
It’s a 50/50?
A) Is it - A PISSY SOFA
- to the SKIPB) it’s good to go to a new home
My answer is A .
A) mixture of cat piss and her own piss after a couple of winesThe pink sofa is like a year old so it’s in good condition ( well should be)
My Theory is…..
IF it ends up in the skip , the cats have PISSED all over it.
But IF she sells it or donates it to charity - then it’s just not comfortable or whatever!
Place your bets Ladies
It’s a 50/50?
A) Is it - A PISSY SOFA
B) it’s good to go to a new home
My answer is A .