Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

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This really made me laugh. Can you imagine her in a profession?
Lawyer, nurse or teacher?
Reading briefs.. ha ha that’s a joke how often does she get them wrong?
Coming up with concepts.. is that when she’s sitting in that complete mess of a “work room” putting orange blush on and not blending it out AKA looking like Aunt Sally 🤭
Research - don’t make me laugh.. she hasn’t a clue what she’s selling and never answers legitimate questions, leaves that up to her dedicated followers 😂
 

Missy

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Reading briefs.. ha ha that’s a joke how often does she get them wrong?
Coming up with concepts.. is that when she’s sitting in that complete mess of a “work room” putting orange blush on and not blending it out AKA looking like Aunt Sally 🤭
Research - don’t make me laugh.. she hasn’t a clue what she’s selling and never answers legitimate questions, leaves that up to her dedicated followers 😂
Writing scripts 😂😂😂😂😂
 

thelurker66

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Writes scripts? What is it gcse drama?
the script shall read
“Oh look mummy shampoo me mums a hairdresser she told me to use give me cosmetics” (neglecting to tell you that she got her hairdressing qualification of Google)

“Washed me hair for the first time in a year”
“Oh my anxiety a man did something”

“Oh David can sort me tree *skips scene to me picking it up crying cause he legged it*

Que eastenders theme tune 🎵

If her videos are all one big script I think we need to sack the script writer 😂
 

cate

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You aren't hard to find. And I will be sharing all your ads etc with hmrc to make sure your books are correct. And all the gifted stuff has to be declared etc
Well done @lexilou your detective 🕵️‍♀️ work is excellent 😃
I was going to look later but you’ve saved me the bother ☺️

A limited Company eh?
I wonder 💭 if you Can you can view their previous years profits… that would make an interesting 🤔 read!
On how much she wastes on TAT for her sTY house and Lifestyle.
Bet it’s not relatable to any REAL SINGLE MAMAS
 

receiptproof

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Has she developed an under bite? Mouth like a wee bull dog on her
She is literally a hypochondriac. She’s clinically depressed, manic and searching for anyone to pity her fu<k€r¥!!! Remember she said last week “if someone would’ve DMd me or told me, I would’ve listened” Here’s your “DM”. Get help! You are on a fast downhill spiral and need a lot of new medication and a stint in a hospital to get yourself together!
 
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@Puffy nips and stinky vag where are you? I swear if you’ve wandered into Tesco I will hunt you down HOLD MA WEAVEEEEE😂😂 give me a wave, a like just shows signs of life it’d be very much appreciated!

I’ll even rope in @allaboardthebirkeybike she can use her bike to hunt you down 🤣
Hi 👋 👋👋 here I am - alive and well - yo Bike - I’m here - I didn’t do a runner - the bloke surprised me (like totally surprised me) with a trip away - back now and trying to catch up! Done a quick scan and wtf was that beetle juice outfit with the cuffs dragging on the fing floor! Has she said it was a joke?? Thanks for missing me ❤️❤️ did anyone get eyes on Tillylou? Is everyone ok? This thread goes that bloody fast ! Seen a couple of new names 👋👋👋 nice to meet you - I’m the quiet, demure and mindful one! Bike is the feral bad ass, and Lurky is always the voice of wisdom 🤣 I’m thinking we should all do a profile rundown 🤣 love you all my troll buds - can someone give me a condensed version of what I missed to save me 2 days reading - I was here till the b plastered a bedraggled Harold on insta - thanks in advance xx 💋
 
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Hi 👋 👋👋 here I am - alive and well - yo Bike - I’m here - I didn’t do a runner - the bloke surprised me (like totally surprised me) with a trip away - back now and trying to catch up! Done a quick scan and wtf was that beetle juice outfit with the cuffs dragging on the fing floor! Has she said it was a joke?? Thanks for missing me ❤️❤️ did anyone get eyes on Tillylou? Is everyone ok? This thread goes that bloody fast ! Seen a couple of new names 👋👋👋 nice to meet you - I’m the quiet, demure and mindful one! Bike is the feral bad ass, and Lurky is always the voice of wisdom 🤣 I’m thinking we should all do a profile rundown 🤣 love you all my troll buds - can someone give me a condensed version of what I missed to save me 2 days reading - I was here till the b plastered a bedraggled Harold on insta - thanks in advance xx 💋
Anxiety is back.. some man done something to make her question her safety as a woman. She had an anxiety attack at the dentist cus she saw a needle. It’s just dentist needles though. Not the Botox ones or fish jizzim ones.
She’s sent her s outfit choices back.
More shopping in Sainsbury’s and a fake accent to go with it. Some adverts about face cream I think. Haven’t watched all her videos cus she’s fing unbearable. We had a clap back regarding her chicken in a bag. She apparently cooked the pre made and pre chopped carrots from raw. 😂 this is her roast she made. Someone said the chicken was not cooked by her so she clapped back and made a show of herself. As usual. New nails that look fing awful. A couple of horrible school run outfits with a hat put on wrong. Loads of autumn s everywhere.. not sure if I missed anything out
 
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Hi 👋 👋👋 here I am - alive and well - yo Bike - I’m here - I didn’t do a runner - the bloke surprised me (like totally surprised me) with a trip away - back now and trying to catch up! Done a quick scan and wtf was that beetle juice outfit with the cuffs dragging on the fing floor! Has she said it was a joke?? Thanks for missing me ❤️❤️ did anyone get eyes on Tillylou? Is everyone ok? This thread goes that bloody fast ! Seen a couple of new names 👋👋👋 nice to meet you - I’m the quiet, demure and mindful one! Bike is the feral bad ass, and Lurky is always the voice of wisdom 🤣 I’m thinking we should all do a profile rundown 🤣 love you all my troll buds - can someone give me a condensed version of what I missed to save me 2 days reading - I was here till the b plastered a bedraggled Harold on insta - thanks in advance xx 💋
Also welcome back ❤️