Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial
The frrriiiinnnggggeeeOK she needs to back the do up from Taylor but I am on the fing floor
I was in a Kylie coma. I admit it. And now heading to glasgow to pick up my new shop keys, then on my own going to see beetlejuiceSpeaking of Lexi.. she's been MIA since is she in a Kylie coma? Go on girl
Hahaha assuming you're just busy getting ready
Couldn't of said it better myself. Love you allHonestly reading some of your comments on here and getting little snippets of your health and mental struggles is so humbling and thank you all for being brave enough to share little bits with us. I wish I could give you all a massive cuddle I really do - I think each and everyone of you are amazing people. We have super mums and carers giving their all every single second to make life the best it can possibly be for their loved ones. We have incredibly brave beautiful people coping with chronic pain and illness being so brave and stoic. Then we have our friends who fight mental health battles like bloody heros every day. We have genuine strong women who have survived DV and smashed it out the fing park! I see people falling over themselves to offer support and love to a stranger who is showing any vulnerability and itās so bloody lovelyIām glad I get to see this so thanks you lovely bunch of bitches. When Iāve had a s day dealing with s this reminds me that good people are here right under our noses. Sending much
Todayās bullshite, the pains in it legs are caused by that extra flab itās piled on & all the other se thatās wrong with it is for attention & sympathy & the glass of booze is whatās left from Itās drinking binge last night. We all see through your deceit Oinking Olga. 
Here we go! It's ill!
I need to go out! She was fing out all day yesterday so why not get all the s she needed then! I don't get her mentality! I fing hate shopping, could not b arsed pratting 2 days on the bounce doing it!
Anyway do the shops & do that moaning blob.. I'm off to the footy then straight in the boozer on the pissio wit lads! Happy days!
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I need to go out! She was fing out all day yesterday so why not get all the s she needed then! I don't get her mentality! I fing hate shopping, could not b arsed pratting 2 days on the bounce doing it!
Anyway do the shops & do that moaning blob.. I'm off to the footy then straight in the boozer on the pissio wit lads! Happy days!
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Gavin & I you all, we are a fecking decent bunch of non puffy nipped trowels & that NOT up for DEBATE!!!!!! 
you all, we are a fecking decent bunch of non puffy nipped trowels & that NOT up for DEBATE!!!!!! 
Eeee so excited for youI was in a Kylie coma. I admit it. And now heading to glasgow to pick up my new shop keys, then on my own going to see beetlejuice
That's class, the Archbishop of all peopleYanno what - Iām really jealous of olive lovers - I have tried my best - more than the mythical 7 times and I just canāt - but I want toin fact I had to do a presentation once and - not name - dropping but the Archbishop of Canterbury was there and they brought canopies round ( fing goats cheese) I swore ( proper do bomb) and involuntarily spit it on his shoe! To be fair he was very nice about it
I think more people dislike olives than like them. Unfortunately my children have started to like them now so I have to share
Hahaha she's thick as do.Here we go! It's ill!
I need to go out! She was fing out all day yesterday so why not get all the s she needed then! I don't get her mentality! I fing hate shopping, could not b arsed pratting 2 days on the bounce doing it!
Anyway do the shops & do that moaning blob.. I'm off to the footy then straight in the boozer on the pissio wit lads! Happy days!
Ermmm also off to the match. What match are you going?
Hahaha she's thick as do.
Ermmm also off to the match. What match are you going?
thick as do indeed!I'm going to watch my beloved team Blackburn rovers v Bristol city
I love that show, such a great night and the effort some people go to with their outfitsWhoop whoop - my bloke has got us a load of tickets for the Rocky Horror in November - im so giddy - love my bloke in benders
is hubby going full stockings and suspenders? It's definitely your turn to chose the dressing up outfits 
Lovely you can stay
I'm going to watch my beloved team Blackburn rovers v Bristol city
avoided my blocked list Have a good one 
oh sheās ill shock needs to go out again. Thought Liverpool was for h birthday oh silly us no it was all about you again apart from more fing bears and teddys. Your not ill Aimee your hungover and your pains in legs will likely be the weight gain and also lack of water your salt intake is fing horrendous and the fizzy drinks wonāt hydrate you. Your body is screaming out for help do yourself a favour and focus on your hips instead of what comes out of those lips because youāre nothing but a lying scruffy t. Actually do look like you stink of catpiss today too canāt wait to see the outfit of the day
Hahaha we went for a friends hen on one of her 176 activities. We went alllll outI love that show, such a great night and the effort some people go to with their outfits
But then went for a different friends 30th to Sister Act again all out... girrrllll the contrast 
Bloodyhell! Quick! Someone get Dr.Shirl on the phone to diagnose her! 
Felt too ill to post - what a crock of se. Weāve all seen the thermometer hanging out the mouth tik tok when she was supposedly at deaths door and the hunched in the bath Tik tok and also the laying on the bed in the cabin while on a work trip! She always posts if sheās āunwellā
Felt too ill to post - what a crock of se. Weāve all seen the thermometer hanging out the mouth tik tok when she was supposedly at deaths door and the hunched in the bath Tik tok and also the laying on the bed in the cabin while on a work trip! She always posts if sheās āunwellā
Lovely you can stay
oh thanks love! Well u can't beat good old Blackburn Rovers!
Best team in Lancashire!
Have a good one too cocker! Xxx
Hahahahaha screaming the thermometer is one of my all time favesBloodyhell! Quick! Someone get Dr.Shirl on the phone to diagnose her!
Felt too ill to post - what a crock of se. Weāve all seen the thermometer hanging out the mouth tik tok when she was supposedly at deaths door and the hunched in the bath Tik tok and also the laying on the bed in the cabin while on a work trip! She always posts if sheās āunwellā