I’ve stopped drinking anything when I’m on here - I swear I snorted a gin once at one of the comments and i did it so hard I had gin in my eye n thought I’d gone blind!There went the coffee through my nose laughing
I think it was when the bike was telling me about the bloke who shoved a radio up his bum - still one of my best conversations 
Ooooo look whose being nice to me nowDid she say she needs a maiden?? Is that what we in Yorkshire call a clothes horse?
I’m joking 
don’t ride away on your donkey and yes that is what you would call a clothes horse
No condom, going in raw with no thought to protection, going bare back again no condom. She’s the sort to just remove her knickers and let them have a bash. Cos if they do me they love me right?So I like to think I’m pretty down with the kids
I think what makes it worse aswell is her natural nails underneath are quite long already too. So can see them underneath and it looks disgustingThem nailsno need to get them so long. Teeth are awful in this video
. I'm a terrible nail biter but anytime I have managed to grow them and have gotten them done in a salon they always cut them down.
Yeah it makes me want to heave seeing her own long nails underneathI think what makes it worse aswell is her natural nails underneath are quite long already too. So can see them underneath and it looks disgusting
Yep we have all had a rant or a 100000 about exactly these points the woman is absolutely filthy! Most of us on here have been blocked for the most ridiculous things and most of us have totally lost our s at some point - we have to calm each other down regularly
we sing lullabies and share meditation techniques Harpers Dad & his partner/wife.
Lucky escape for Andy… probably got fed up living with a dirty, lazy b
on first glance I thought that was our gorjuzzzzz Charlieee
I call it a maidenDid she say she needs a maiden?? Is that what we in Yorkshire call a clothes horse?
Is it with no domcon?So I like to think I’m pretty down with the kids
raw dog tho like a mongrel on heat - knickers off, arse in the air - come get me big boy - just make LURRRRRVE to this mamma fast n furious - tell me your name laters ! il go buy a mug with your initial on n cook ya tea! 
I bet that’s something you’d never have thought you’d have to sit and type
Thanks for asking I don’t know either, I didnt wanna ask cause I didn’t wanna feel daft! We can be daft together nowSo I like to think I’m pretty down with the kids
She won’t cook his tea , she might buy him a maccie d’s but not share her sauces , greedy b !
Oh I love a receipt keep them all in real life too@allaboardthebirkeybike you always come through with receipts I love it
that makes more sense now I just wondered if she actually she’s or speaks to her brother much as he isn’t mentioned. But guess that’s quite a big age gap between them. I just don’t get why she doesn’t spend more time with her dads side of the family, being with her useless mother like 12 days out of 14 is not good for her at all
My fella goes mad like oh are you going to return that bread you've eaten?
Well I’ve just said to my bloke in my best sultry sex goddess voice - babe do ya wanna raw dog me later - he’s no clue what the do it is but his pants or on the banister n he’s ran like a gold medal sprinter to the showerI bet that’s something you’d never have thought you’d have to sit and type
who takes the pill when they are dating and stuff? The pill doesn't prevent STIs and I'm sure this is a lie too about the sex in over a year because I'm sure this was posted January 2021 (I can't remember and I'll get blisters on my thumb if I try scroll that far back ). However according to her Facebook, she was in a relationship 28th November 2020.
Heard you now need to go to home bargains for a new maiden because he knocked it over whilst sprintingWell I’ve just said to my bloke in my best sultry sex goddess voice - babe do ya wanna raw dog me later - he’s no clue what the do it is but his pants or on the banister n he’s ran like a gold medal sprinter to the shower
