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Also do these chumps not realise if the whitening strips were any good you wouldn’t have to use them every day/ every time you go out
A true christmas miracle if so
I don’t think the breathlessness is just mania, i think it’s also because she’s a saturated fat laden, non exercising, lazy do and it’s not up for debate!
Wow!!
Yeah that too but she always gets manic and breathless when shopping is involved
Nah she’ll be straight home to open one of the bottles she’s bought the other day. Order a pizza and co and slob.
She won’t bother tomorrow either and Sunday she’ll notice she’s got a lunchable that’s about to go out of date so it’s fine, she’ll shop Monday
Happy 21st Birthday lovely ladyWhat ever this dirt bag does today no fs will be given as its my birthday yeahhhhhh
She actual got stuff for hindrances lunch. Staph didn’t drink the last gingerbread drink thing you know what it’s called that milk drink it’s fine! She never nearly forgot to show the alcohol, it was right under her massive nose. Wonder what she will eat tonight.. that pasta with extra chilli maybe? Or chippt tea? Notice how she didn’t whisper period she said it out loud. Surprised we didn’t hear more about that like she usually does. When she says frubalicious I actually want to thump her on her massive nose
Oh do off aimless! I’ve had my first period in a few years & it’s been horrendous (you know proper menopausal stuff!)..do you know what I did? GOT THE do ON WITH IT BECAUSE I HAD NO CHOICE..
Period turns up does that mean shes gonna sack off the event tomorrow? Nope she’s probably gonna be all good cos she’s going with Vav & she’ll wear the s suit she wore previously cos it’s black. If she wears anything other than black trousers than I’d say she’s fing lying about the period cos who risks possibly leaking wearing lighter colours or anything short?
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More alcohol! She’s not sure if she likes mince pies so buys mince pie liqueur?
And I don’t believe she’s got her period cos she’s in them light jeans still..
Period turns up does that mean shes gonna sack off the event tomorrow? Nope she’s probably gonna be all good cos she’s going with Vav & she’ll wear the s suit she wore previously cos it’s black. If she wears anything other than black trousers than I’d say she’s fing lying about the period cos who risks possibly leaking wearing lighter colours or anything short?
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More alcohol! She’s not sure if she likes mince pies so buys mince pie liqueur?
And I don’t believe she’s got her period cos she’s in them light jeans still..
I’ve not been to a next sale since i left working there! 12 years of salesI agree, I went in cos I needed something but cannot believe how busy it was. People must think there is bargains to be had but I didn’t see any. I used to love the Next sale when mine were little, used to queue from about 5am - sad I knowis Boots good after Xmas? What day do you shop in there or online?
I got an ice bath down from £149.99 to 69.99 for my oh’s christmas! Not that i’ll be taking a dip in it
God she is grotesque! I have never saw anyone eat like that except when my kids where like 3. Imagine her in a restaurant. Bet big vav can't wait to get into her tip of a car. Come out stinking of wet dog and 6 day old maccies
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I couldn’t watch that eat with me, it knocked me sick. The noises are repulsive!
I haven’t had dinner tonight because I’m just not hungry & those pics have put me off even more
I haven’t had dinner tonight because I’m just not hungry & those pics have put me off even more
Naaaaah the noise of her eating. Jesus H Christ! She must sound awful in real life. Why would you ever record that?
That’s the worst one yet - I’ve been feeling a bit out of sorts all day tbh but this has just made me full on want to throw up! She’s gross!
She’s definitely not happy H decided to come home “I have to be up early” everything to do with your own child is a inconvenience you absolute clown 
it’s actually disgusting how you treat your own child tbh and the fact you do it for the whole world (TikTok) to see is even worse.
And even worse that the huns support and condone it, I hope when H is older she cuts her off completely and launches a frying pan at her dented forehead!
it’s actually disgusting how you treat your own child tbh and the fact you do it for the whole world (TikTok) to see is even worse. And even worse that the huns support and condone it, I hope when H is older she cuts her off completely and launches a frying pan at her dented forehead!
Menopausal friends exempt from this but in my experience with periods you usually have an idea before you are caught out - the tell tale dragging - your actual cycle and where you are? And don’t most women actually carry sanitary products just in case? I do know there are exceptions for a lot of women with gynaecological issues but aimless ain’t in that club so surely to do at 40 years old she shouldn’t be getting caught off guard!