mjbyrnex - Mel

BullshitDetector said:

In terms of being famous, Mel just said she notices people noticing her when she's out
That's cos you look like the fcuking honey monster with short trousers you muppet! People are laughing at you cos your that buffoon from Tik Tok that talks about her itchy vag & all things humiliating, especially when you "get papped" at the tip shop buying absolute junk!

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I saw that, I also saw her say her "out of office" is on as she's off to see her bestie tomorrow for a few days! I'd say poor bestie but she's as bad as Melissa but what we saw on here from her!
She said she's pre recorded all her TikToks, gotta keep helping all those vulnerable people in the lead up to Christmas ain't you Melissa 🫰££££

BullshitDetector said:

In terms of being famous, Mel just said she notices people noticing her when she's out
That's cos you look like the fcuking honey monster with short trousers you muppet! People are laughing at you cos your that buffoon from Tik Tok that talks about her itchy vag & all things humiliating, especially when you "get papped" at the tip shop buying absolute junk!

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FIT CHECK!!!

ComputerSaysNo said:

FIT CHECK!!!

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That picture just looks like Honey Monster Mel & shag bandit as she towers over him at every given opportunity!

Butch Dyke & the shag bandit cling on!

Purrrlease!

NotBuyingIt said:

Purrrlease!

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The delusions are real!

On the latest TokTok... Who's been tango'd?

Mel is married to a total shag bandit who had 4 children with 2 women, the eldest & youngest are children of one woman & Mel has the audacity to call out her parents who maintain a close relationship because they re both deaf! Im guessing deaf people stick together! The step father is deaf also & from what she's previously said, he & Mel's mum were soulmates from years before they got married. So 3 deaf people who are clearly friends get along but Mel thinks it's weird. Whats weird is Mel judging anyone! A closet lesbian married to a shag bandit with 4 kids from 2 women, a shag bandit who slept with all of Mel cousins before settling for the youngest most vulnerable one. Judge not Mel because your own life looks a complete shambles & all this is before people judge you for your crazy obsession with a life you supposedly left behind

Mel's content is deadly boring. She even seems bored in her videos. She treats Tik Tok like a job and just seems to expect people to reward her for showing up to work with minimal effort. The biggest reason her content is boring is because she is boring, her life is extremely boring, plus she focuses on the negative aspects of everything including her past. Her interaction is getting desperately low. She only bothers with her followers when she's bored & needs them to keep her company as she hates being alone. The minute she has anything to do she forgets those vulnerable followers & throws them a pre-record if they're lucky!

She's such a nasty piece of work. Throwing her mother under the bus for over a year is despicable. I don't think she'll stop till she kills her with all the stress she causes her.

Saying It As It Is said:

She's such a nasty piece of work. Throwing her mother under the bus for over a year is despicable. I don't think she'll stop till she kills her with all the stress she causes her.

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I don't think her Mother really cares.
And it grates Melvyn that she's not retaliated. Her Mother could give her loads of new content if only she'd do something for Melvyn to manipulate.

ComputerSaysNo said:

I don't think her Mother really cares.
And it grates Melvyn that she's not retaliated. Her Mother could give her loads of new content if only she'd do something for Melvyn to manipulate

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Fair point, guess we'll never know either way. Her mother's dignified silence isn't something Mel could ever do that's for sure!

That engagement rate is embarrassing!
And this is from a woman who has previously declared herself to be a public figure (quickly deleted when she realised what a tit she sounded) and who has recently said that she has spotted people noticing her when she's out and about because of her TikTok fame.

There's 5.5 million people in Yorkshire & Sid of the dump think she's famous with a load of bought followers
If people are looking at her it's because they are seeing what we see, a really weird looking buffoon in trousers that are too short, walking round the tip with a selfie stick I'd look if I saw that in real life!

Now we have Mel's guide to becoming obese
Talk about reverse psychology! She's scoffed enough rubbish to gain the equivalent of another person & she calls it MUCH NEEDED WEIGHT GAIN?!?!
She's bizarre! She talks such BS that she clearly believes it herself! It's no wonder she won't go near a Dr's! Talk about swallowing her emotions! She's swallowed the whole shop, the vape shop & the pub! Course your happy Mel we believe you, Not!

I honestly believe she's delusional.
There is no way a right minded person in Melvyn's body would say that they were healthy.
She'll be coming out with that old fashioned corker soon: "I'm big boned".
She was clearly too thin before but she's far from being healthy now. Her diet is appalling, she drinks excessively and her exercise regime is non existent.
She looks like a typical downtrodden woman who's given up on her appearance after having numerous kids with the local lothario.

Melissa I know you read here, you have PCOS, go to a doctor, there are medications available to help control it, if you don't then it will contuine to get worse. You will ultimately grow a beard right across your face and not just your chin. It's not body positivity if you're not actively trying to control your pcos, it's called not looking after yourself which isn't something to celebrate or 'normalise'. I kindly ask you to take your head out of your arse and look at the bigger picture which is your health. Let's normalise looking after ourselves over not looking after ourselves. thanks

berniesballs said:

Melissa I know you read here, you have PCOS, go to a doctor, there are medications available to help control it, if you don't then it will contuine to get worse. You will ultimately grow a beard right across your face and not just your chin. It's not body positivity if you're not actively trying to control your pcos, it's called not looking after yourself which isn't something to celebrate or 'normalise'. I kindly ask you to take your head out of your arse and look at the bigger picture which is your health. Let's normalise looking after ourselves over not looking after ourselves. thanks

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Mel promoting body positivity
All she promotes with her obesity, vaping & boozing is a pending heart attack, pending lung cancer & pending liver cancer! Clearly she's too scared to goto her GP as a PCOS diagnosis is just the start of what's wrong with her!

That bralette & vest top she's squeezed herself into today look about 3 sizes too small!!! She needs to look on a mirror instead of her camera phone all the time!

berniesballs said:

Melissa I know you read here, you have PCOS, go to a doctor, there are medications available to help control it, if you don't then it will contuine to get worse. You will ultimately grow a beard right across your face and not just your chin. It's not body positivity if you're not actively trying to control your pcos, it's called not looking after yourself which isn't something to celebrate or 'normalise'. I kindly ask you to take your head out of your arse and look at the bigger picture which is your health. Let's normalise looking after ourselves over not looking after ourselves. thanks

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Influencer influencers people to ignore health issues & live in denial