Can we turn Andrews volume up please we have no idea what the do he is saying at times.
Also probably the most BORING couple to listen to.
Also probably the most BORING couple to listen to.
mjbyrnex - Mel
A week with the Byrnes 
There aren't enough Fcuk Off's in the world to describe how I'd rather poke my eyeballs out with pins than sit through any amount of time where self righteous Big hairy Mel & her dopey, useless, shag bandit husband share their week to anyone who'll listen.
There aren't enough Fcuk Off's in the world to describe how I'd rather poke my eyeballs out with pins than sit through any amount of time where self righteous Big hairy Mel & her dopey, useless, shag bandit husband share their week to anyone who'll listen.
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yeah she absolutely does not have the flu 
at most she has a cold but she does have PCOS though.
In regards to her latest tiktok about not seeking out negativity.. Melissa you do that everyday by recounting 'memories' of your mother to make tiktoks out of and upload to the world. 99.9% of your tiktok is negative.
It would be nice to see Melissa do positive by going to the gp and getting some help for her pcos.
Time to start looking after yourself instead of letting your mother live totally rent free in your head.
at most she has a cold but she does have PCOS though.In regards to her latest tiktok about not seeking out negativity.. Melissa you do that everyday by recounting 'memories' of your mother to make tiktoks out of and upload to the world. 99.9% of your tiktok is negative.
It would be nice to see Melissa do positive by going to the gp and getting some help for her pcos.
Time to start looking after yourself instead of letting your mother live totally rent free in your head.
Aren't they just the most dreary couple?A week with the Byrnes
There aren't enough Fcuk Off's in the world to describe how I'd rather poke my eyeballs out with pins than sit through any amount of time where self righteous Big hairy Mel & her dopey, useless, shag bandit husband share their week to anyone who'll listen.
They quite literally have nothing to talk about. Neither of them seems to have a personality and you can tell Melvyn's posted that contentless content purely to hit the algorithm.
The Dope seems to struggle to speak and when he does it's just an incoherent low pitched mumble.
If that was a taster of her latest money making idea that wall's never going to get re-plastered.
Melvyn has so much potentially good content right under her nose but you're right, she's that fixated on negativity and living in the past that she can't see it.yeah she absolutely does not have the flu
In regards to her latest tiktok about not seeking out negativity.. Melissa you do that everyday by recounting 'memories' of your mother to make tiktoks out of and upload to the world. 99.9% of your tiktok is negative.
It would be nice to see Melissa do positive by going to the gp and getting some help for her pcos.
Time to start looking after yourself instead of letting your mother live totally rent free in your head.
And I say this as someone who doesn't like her at all but she really could do well on TikTok if only she shifted her narrative. She's got a reasonably sized, but dormant, audience who aren't engaging.
I'd offer my marketing services to her but I'd rather watch her figure it out herself
Standards in that family must be rock bottom if the best they can all do is go to shag bandits squat for Christmas day!!!
Mel's mother isn't allowed to diagnose her own son with autism, BUT, Big Mel is allowed to diagnose her mother with narcissism. Funny that! 
Mel's mother isn't allowed to diagnose her own son with autism, BUT, Big Mel is allowed to diagnose her mother with narcissism. Funny that!
It is but that seems to be mel all over by the sounds of it. Doctor (in her head only) mel can diagnose whoever with whatever but if anyone else does it then oh she will throw her toys out of the pram.
Totally agree, she's also so judgemental but she cannot see that. She's a horrible nasty woman.
I wonder why she doesn't seek professional medical help with her issues? Instead she relies on Dr. Google for her diagnosis's.
If she broke her leg she'd go and get it fixed medically so what is it that's stopping her from going and getting her mental health and hormonal issues resolved too?
If she broke her leg she'd go and get it fixed medically so what is it that's stopping her from going and getting her mental health and hormonal issues resolved too?
Because the truth hurts! And Mel is scared of being home alone never mind a trained medical professional telling her what's actually wrong with her. I'm not bothered that she doesn't goto the doctors as when the issues she's kept ignoring for years finally incapacitate her she might finally have some decent content
Yep she absolutely is judgemental. I think she can see it but doesn't care though.
OMG! Today she looks like a big freaky looking lion! Tell me you know what I mean people? 
Hasn't she already done "things they said, mother"? That's when I questioned her and she blocked me
Yes!!! I see it!!!OMG! Today she looks like a big freaky looking lion! Tell me you know what I mean people?
Can Mel hear herself! She actually sounds completely pathetic! She's a big 30 year old woman & sounds like a whining little child! If my children said "is that it?" after opening their presents I'd be upset! Christmas can be a difficult time for absolutely loads of families! What Mel has is absolutely zero self awareness of is how she herself may have contributed to the problems at Christmas, her misery is always someone else's fault! We know she's a tw@t now & we only see her now, after she's supposedly fixed!
Can you imagine the atmosphere at Christmas in her house, 3 challenging teenagers, Mel kicking off, none of the siblings getting on, a deaf disabled mother with poor interpersonal skills, Mel being Mel, her mother being her mother, the brothers being the brothers, teenage hormones... Their family dynamics clearly didn't work every other day of the year for many reasons, so why are they going to work on one pressurised expensive day? Is she for real!"didn't I hit anyone"
I think you would know if you did Melvin. Maybe didn't have access to plates to throw at her. "If you want more about other family members" oh here we go she needs content. Cue themiddlebrother 
I think you would know if you did Melvin. Maybe didn't have access to plates to throw at her. "If you want more about other family members" oh here we go she needs content. Cue themiddlebrother
Yes she has! Mel's TikTok stories are so well repeated I actually know what she's going to say much of the time. She's such a desperately boring person and storyteller!Hasn't she already done "things they said, mother"? That's when I questioned her and she blocked me
Don’t tell me in the POVs she does where she acts all sweetness and nice playing her part is how it went down at all mate - no chance - the part she plays of her Mother is more like Mel
Mel's got no emotional intelligence now and that's supposedly after counselling!!! Even Mel herself has said she was terrible in the past!!! Sweetness & light definitely isn't big mel!!!!