Haha her first ever video I saw on my fyp was he was driving and she turned to him and said “ do you know how fit you really are ?” ( or something along them lines ) I did think omg what’s he doing with her .. now I know , he fing slow
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And after seeing the above photo he’s minging as do . She needs to stop bragging he’s a wet lettuce
The pair of them just look unwashed to me.
Melvyn shows the world her lack of basic hygiene understanding whenever she's in the kitchen and if she's not hygiene aware of what she's putting IN her body, I doubt she cares too much about the outside of it either.
Melvyn shows the world her lack of basic hygiene understanding whenever she's in the kitchen and if she's not hygiene aware of what she's putting IN her body, I doubt she cares too much about the outside of it either.
Just seen the video of tea towel sniffer over in TL wow is all I can say .. he didn’t just smell it he was cautiously smelling it ! Omg dirty b ! Anyone got the video of the spilt tuna ? As mentioned over on TL ! s I can smell her from here ! I know 100% her teeth was due to her laziness not her mother ! As someone has said .. didn’t grandma buy her a toothbrush? Probably .. it was Mel that ruined her own teeth , as proven when she forgot the other day . Her breath must reek . They both look just so crummy . Cmon Mel give us another charity shop fit check .. we can smell the musk from here woooooh sexy bastards
Just seen the whole video and I mustn’t watch properly and yes she literally wipes her hands on her jeans constantly and then proceeds to use her hands to touch food . Her jeans must stink and be stained constantly. Who does that . She’s not only an ugly cow she’s the most unhygienic person ever to grace TikTok and not get hate comments on her actual TikTok’s . No wonder her hairs greasy all the time keep touching her hair
Smelling the T-towel is 
I remember the filthy carpet she had, she buys stained 2nd hand clothes, most of her clothes look old, greasy & dull. Her hairs often greasy. She's no domestic goddess that's for sure. As for the cooking for others with such poor personal hygiene, I'd be retching at the food she served. You just know how bad her house will smell with all the smoking, boozing, cat mess, fried food & charity shop finds. The thought of it all is making me itch 
I remember the filthy carpet she had, she buys stained 2nd hand clothes, most of her clothes look old, greasy & dull. Her hairs often greasy. She's no domestic goddess that's for sure. As for the cooking for others with such poor personal hygiene, I'd be retching at the food she served. You just know how bad her house will smell with all the smoking, boozing, cat mess, fried food & charity shop finds. The thought of it all is making me itch Shes like that song by Caravan -
A Very Smelly, Grubby Oik
A Very Smelly, Grubby Oik
Can you remember the story she told about that stain on the living room carpet?
She said it was a cat wee stain from the previous owners and that they'd cleaned it numerous times but it 'kept coming back' because it'd gone through to the underlay.
That's absolute rubbish.
Because according to Melvyn on one of her Instagram pages about the new house, she said this:
She said it was a cat wee stain from the previous owners and that they'd cleaned it numerous times but it 'kept coming back' because it'd gone through to the underlay.
That's absolute rubbish.
Because according to Melvyn on one of her Instagram pages about the new house, she said this:
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Not seen that old Instagram page before, that was made pre her TikTok account! Why's she got 3 Instagram Pages? Thought she was scared of her eldest brother finding her! Clearly not with the old Insta page from a couple of years ago, she's such a BULLSH1TTER Ive seen her
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But never seen that old account, jeeezus talk about desperate for fame!!!!
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Thanks guys for your feedback re my ex friend. She's under psych but keeps disagreeing with their diagnosis & asking for another opinion 
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You know Melvyn?Thanks guys for your feedback re my ex friend. She's under psych but keeps disagreeing with their diagnosis & asking for another opinion
What are they diagnosing her with?!
She’s very similar to Aimee the single mamma who literally shops for se every day and posts her se on TT and eats her way through take aways most daysIs there anyone on Tik Tok who's as arrogant & as twatty as Melissa Byrne? She is a right piece of work!
Why does this woman need 3 Instagram accounts? Her husband has also recently set up a home account which she encouraged her followers to join so that's 3 insta accounts 
Never known anyone share so much info about themselves. Is there such thing as an oversharing disorder?
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And she hasn’t done a thing to that house since buying itWhy does this woman need 3 Instagram accounts? Her husband has also recently set up a home account which she encouraged her followers to join so that's 3 insta accounts
Thanks guys for your feedback re my ex friend. She's under psych but keeps disagreeing with their diagnosis & asking for another op
Apart from ruin it!And she hasn’t done a thing to that house since buying it
She’s a dirty tramp and that house is filthy. What an absolute scrubberAnd she hasn’t done a thing to that house since buying it
Everywhere you look it's just full of crap inside her house. Piles of clothes yet all she mainly wears is a cropped vest that's way too small for her & Simon Cowell jeans. You'd think her living this wonderful wholesome life would make her look happy & soften her rock hard arrogant edges but it doesn't, she always reminds me of a nasty school bullyShe’s a dirty tramp and that house is filthy. What an absolute scrubber
I'm still.wondering why Mel's gobby stepson Alex hasn't come back here to explain about his desire for children. Strange that he came.on here to defend his step mummy's motives for oversharing on TikTok but not to defend himself. What a really weird family they are 
Melvyn's posted about her Mother contacting Pam after Melvyn's wedding dress fitting.
She says that narcissists always paint themselves to be victims and want to be told how wonderful they are.
She says that narcissists always paint themselves to be victims and want to be told how wonderful they are.
Mel definitely inherited the Narcissistic Gene aswell as the "round" face from her motherMelvyn's posted about her Mother contacting Pam after Melvyn's wedding dress fitting.
She says that narcissists always paint themselves to be victims and want to be told how wonderful they are.
Be interesting to see how Andrew reacts to Mel morphing into her mother like she is doing 