mjbyrnex - Mel

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Through that map I know her exact address and what she paid for that dump . It creeps me out if some random
Troll knew my address through my own stupidity online haha
The AUDACITY of her making a TikTok about people knowing where she lives WITHOUT telling the full story & explaining that it was Mel herself who posted a map of where she lives, anyone who knows the town she lives in can Google the town and see the Google maps is exactly the same as Mel's map, but with street names 🫣 I'm beginning to think she does everything to create drama in her life, what other reason is there?
 
Jul 4, 2024
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Can I just share my most favourite image of Melvyn that she kindly shared with the world.
She took this video of herself keeping a beady eye on Andrew the day he went for a spot of fishing, in peace.
She wouldn't look out of place in a Watchtower somewhere north of Seoul.
 

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SandyToes

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Following the postman knocking on her door, Mel's says she's sick of people following her everywhere? Is she insane? How does a postman follow you when it's his job to deliver letters & parcels to people's homes. West Yorkshire is a huge place, shag bandit and Mel chose to live near her ex family, they chose to live on her dad's postal round, how are people following her around? Make it make sense!
 

icallBS

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She’s off again but this time bacon grease all over the dressing gown .

I don’t understand why she’s trying so hard with the wholesomeness of her relationship? It looks forced to me . Put the camera away , your not really “known” enough for these type of content .
Secondly , why after many years is she still saying ‘can’t believe I’ve got this life’ ugh stop please
 
Jul 4, 2024
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A nice bit of greasy stodge to start the morning of her wholesome better than better bestest favouritest wondrous wonderful happy happy HAPPY BLISSFULLY HAPPY life! 😁

And then they're off to B&Q and B&M.
I hope they sell aprons because her clothes will be walking on their own soon if she keeps up that disgusting habit of wiping her greasy hands on them.
 

icallBS

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Her jacket is giving serious Michelin Man vibes!! As if she needs to look any bigger!! The woman has absolutely zero dress sense!! Those jeans make her look so awkward!! Nearly as awkward as Shag Bandit looks!!
Omg hahahaha that’s made me spit my drink
Out Noway Michelin man hahahaha !!
You can tell the way she is with her hands in her pockets she feels dead good hahahahah awks 😬
 
Jul 4, 2024
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I do not understand the point of the 'fit' checks because both of them look anything but.
I've never known grown ups make wearing clothes look like such a disaster.
Most of her clothes don't fit her. The jeans she had on today are clearly designed for someone who's four inches shorter.
And that wet blanket looks like he doesn't know what day of the week it is unless she tells him so I doubt he has much say in what he wears.
How looking at those two, playing in the dressing up box, is supposed to 'help' people is anyone's guess.