Hopefully she gives his face a miss when she has those vaginal warts/rashes she mentionsI cannot think of a more revolting image than Melvyn sitting on someone's face
The Dope must look up in horror when he sees the unattractive heffalumps nether regions poised to descend towards his breathing apparatus
The overshared information of Melissa Byrne is information nobody needs or wants to know!
Byrnes Christmas Nativity with 4 baby Jesus's, because Joseph is a shag bandit (note to self, must remember to not sit on Joseph's face until the baby Jesus's have gone home, well the under 18s anyway )
Merry Christmas (even though it's mid November) from Shag Bandit, Sid/Carby B/Stig of the dump/ & the 4 Baby Jesus'sFML! Her life is just one big fake performance! Them poor kids are like puppets on a string!The Byrnes Christmas Tree performance
Act 1
Mel to the dopey Byrnes... Pretend there isn't a camera watching your every move, act normal, act like a wholesome Christmas family acts. Look interested in hanging the old tip baubles that we found at the tip shop that have zero meaning to us so I can act all recycling superior to my fans & so I can spend all the money I've saved on beers & vapes for me & shag bandit to recover from having children for 24 hours
Act 2
Mel to the dopey Byrnes... Please put on your Christmas hats on all together to show TikTok we are a wholesome Christmas family so I can act all superior to my fans.
Act 3
Mel to the dopey Byrnes when tree is up.... Stand wholesomely around the Christmas Tree looking at the youngest child putting the star on the tree to show TikTok we are a wholesome Christmas family so I can act all superior to my fans.
Act 4
Mel to herself.... Taa Daa... Aren't I a wonderful director of the Byrnes November Christmas fake it till we make it performance, now I can act all superior to my fans
Act 5
Mel to step kids... Time to go home now stepchildren, step mummy Mel has had you for 24 hours which fulfils my step mummy criteria so I can act all step mummy superior to my fans.
Now onto planning the
They're like performing seals.
This is hilarious!The Byrnes Christmas Tree performance
Act 1
Mel to the dopey Byrnes... Pretend there isn't a camera watching your every move, act normal, act like a wholesome Christmas family acts. Look interested in hanging the old tip baubles that we found at the tip shop that have zero meaning to us so I can act all recycling superior to my fans & so I can spend all the money I've saved on beers & vapes for me & shag bandit to recover from having children for 24 hours
Act 2
Mel to the dopey Byrnes... Please put on your Christmas hats on all together to show TikTok we are a wholesome Christmas family so I can act all superior to my fans.
Act 3
Mel to the dopey Byrnes when tree is up.... Stand wholesomely around the Christmas Tree looking at the youngest child putting the star on the tree to show TikTok we are a wholesome Christmas family so I can act all superior to my fans.
Act 4
Mel to herself.... Taa Daa... Aren't I a wonderful director of the Byrnes November Christmas fake it till we make it performance, now I can act all superior to my fans
Act 5
Mel to step kids... Time to go home now stepchildren, step mummy Mel has had you for 24 hours which fulfils my step mummy criteria so I can act all step mummy superior to my fans.
Now onto planning the
Mel really does chat absolute sh1t when it suits her.
WTFMel just said on her live to one of her followers that it's important to let go of bitterness
she’s right but she can’t let go and now is making money out of it all. She’s seriously mentally unwell and unstable. What an absolute revolting spiteful mess she is
Mel just said on her live to one of her followers that it's important to let go of bitterness
I don't know how she dare talk about being a step mum when the step kids only stay 1 night a week! She's more of babysitter with benefits!Melvyn's milking her 24 hours a week that the Dopes children come and stay with them.
She luffs them SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO much
I could well be mistaken but I've never heard her say that she'd love to have them more than the one obligatory night that the Dope gives their Mothers a break.
How many weeks do kids get off school? 14 weeks?
And the legal holiday requirement is a minimum of four weeks from employers.
I can't recall them spending much more holiday time together this year than a few days trudging around in Whitby but I maybe I missed it
Whenever she shows their overnight stay they are still in bed so she only has them 12 hours if that! Step mum my arse!Melvyn's milking her 24 hours a week that the Dopes children come and stay with them.
She luffs them SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO much
I could well be mistaken but I've never heard her say that she'd love to have them more than the one obligatory night that the Dope gives their Mothers a break.
How many weeks do kids get off school? 14 weeks?
And the legal holiday requirement is a minimum of four weeks from employers.
I can't recall them spending much more holiday time together this year than a few days trudging around in Whitby but I maybe I missed it
Behind her fake veneer, she's just a horrible person.
