Sevda.Ela @sevda.ela

Bowmanswife · 2024-12-24T12:19:06+0000

meganfickfighs said:
State of her in that leopard print dress

It isn’t even a dress, it’s a top that just about covers her sea (C) level and a good job too after that calamity of an inappropriate jumpsuit she wore to a film preview exposing her camel toe for all to see. Nauseating beyond belief and deffo not pretty, she dresses like a street walker, a common tart with no finesse.

gogo · 2024-12-24T13:00:16+0000

Chicken wings said:
Lmao nope filters

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Lunchbox · 2024-12-24T13:13:41+0000

Chicken wings said:
Merry Christmas everyone

MERRY CHRISTMAS

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Lunchbox · 2024-12-24T13:29:01+0000

That poor Child being excited for a ‘sleepover’ with a bunch of drunken entitled arseholes who won’t give her the time of day.

They’ll be cackling and drinking and mooing all night on their phones. Ela will get scolded for interrupting or ignored completely. Poor iPad kid will trying to sleep over hairy daddy’s errr mmm ohhh ehmm and Mine’s hippo slurps with the cackling witch boasting about all the freebies she’s received.

Meanwhile, Ela will receive baby toys and a hideous plastic plate for Christmas that she can have her equally hideous frozen Christmas dinner on. (Who the do buys cheap frozen cauliflower cheese???? Make it yourself you lazy cow!)

Sedat will become Dobby the house elf and will be blamed for everything. He probably won’t even get as much as a sock for Christmas? Which is a shame for Sedat as it will be the only action he was hoping for.

Sevda will scoff all the pudding ensuring there’s none left for anybody else. Boxing Day will be reheated Christmas dinner then frozen again and then reheated over and over for the next week.

Mine will take so long eating hers and speaking so swowly to the camera that she’ll probably still be there come New Year’s Eve…. She actually reminds me of that sloth from that kids movie (I can’t think of the name).

The whole family is a disaster

wildgoldchai · 2024-12-24T13:32:21+0000

HelloHydration said:
She won’t be so humbled when’s she had a few drinks down her, alcohol completely changes her in a terrible way

She can act prissy and prim with those pursed thin lips and say “my husbwand” all she likes but her true inner colours come out when she’s had a couple. She’s a north London chav to the core. Absolutely no offence to any north Londoners, I’m frequently near green lane and Edmonton due to family (I’m from the south east of London) so I know she doesn’t represent you folks.

wildgoldchai · 2024-12-24T13:34:15+0000

Lunchbox said:
That poor Child being excited for a ‘sleepover’ with a bunch of drunken entitled arseholes who won’t give her the time of day.

They’ll be cackling and drinking and mooing all night on their phones. Ela will get scolded for interrupting or ignored completely. Poor iPad kid will trying to sleep over hairy daddy’s errr mmm ohhh ehmm and Mine’s hippo slurps with the cackling witch boasting about all the freebies she’s received.

Meanwhile, Ela will receive baby toys and a hideous plastic plate for Christmas that she can have her equally hideous frozen Christmas dinner on. (Who the do buys cheap frozen cauliflower cheese???? Make it yourself you lazy cow!)

Sedat will become Dobby the house elf and will be blamed for everything. He probably won’t even get as much as a sock for Christmas? Which is a shame for Sedat as it will be the only action he was hoping for.

Sevda will scoff all the pudding ensuring there’s none left for anybody else. Boxing Day will be reheated Christmas dinner then frozen again and then reheated over and over for the next week.

Mine will take so long eating hers and speaking so swowly to the camera that she’ll probably still be there come New Year’s Eve…. She actually reminds me of that sloth from that kids movie (I can’t think of the name).

The whole family is a disaster

Absolutely right. It’s so sad when you see they’re all together and Ela just being ignored. I always remember that tiktok where her and her sister are poorly doing another twend. You see Ela just sitting there on the sofa, sucking her thumb or fist. Far too old to be doing so yet ignored so isn’t corrected. Mine is more of a mum to Ela than that heifer herself. But they’re all s humans.

At the dinner table, Begda will be eye fing the food, her beady eyeballs will notice anyone who dares to help themselves to more (hence why she plates up so she can keep leftovers for herself as you suggest). She won’t even taste the food. Shovelling in forkful after forkful, with less grace than a starved pig. That’s if she has the patience to use her fork, the knife will be a nuisance to her anyway. Of course she’ll be ripping the yorkie with her dirty fingers, the meat too. She’s that much of a greedy cow that she’ll forget she’s recording. She’ll remember just in time to squint and moo for her viewers.

Whilst I’m at it, she has the most awful posture. I know I’m no saint, I work in front of a computer most days so there’s my excuse. I do try to correct it when i remember but she has a classic hunchback and text neck. I’ve seen her hunch over food but you really see it in the pide video. Embarrassing

wildgoldchai · 2024-12-24T13:36:06+0000

Bowmanswife said:
It isn’t even a dress, it’s a top that just about covers her sea (C) level and a good job too after that calamity of an inappropriate jumpsuit she wore to a film preview exposing her camel toe for all to see. Nauseating beyond belief and deffo not pretty, she dresses like a street walker, a common tart with no finesse.

It’s all because she wasn’t able to do these things in her younger years and she’s sort of regressed in a weird way.

meganfickfighs · 2024-12-24T14:24:30+0000

wildgoldchai said:
She can act prissy and prim with those pursed thin lips and say “my husbwand” all she likes but her true inner colours come out when she’s had a couple. She’s a north London chav to the core. Absolutely no offence to any north Londoners, I’m frequently near green lane and Edmonton due to family (I’m from the south east of London) so I know she doesn’t represent you folks.

She is a chav/bogan as we say in Australia

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Twit and Twat! · 2024-12-24T14:48:47+0000

Happy Christmas to all you Beautiful fellow Snarkers. Hope you all have an amazing day with your Families. Eat, Drink, and be Merry.

Twit and Twat! · 2024-12-24T14:52:10+0000

mims said:
She may eat healthier than begda…but I have a feeling Begda was running around different NYC pharmacies to get Mine ozempic or other type of weight loss medication, cause there’s no way she’s naturally losing weight all of a sudden. That stuff is easier to get and more readily available in America and let’s be honest…Mine is not hitting the gym

She’s still an Ugly t!

Efficient_Finance222 · 2024-12-24T14:56:38+0000

Merry Christmas, t

And to all of you as well (minus the t part

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I_get_Twolled 🥺 · 2024-12-24T14:58:34+0000

sparklecat2 said:
I don’t think it matters if you haven’t caught up and seen what others have ‘put’ about the stocking fillers. It shows you’ve come to the same conclusion as the rest of us - I used to ‘put’ (iykyk) little games and things in their stockings, the excitement was unreal, them waking at about 4am. I remember it myself when I was little, the rustling feel of it, and excitement that Santa had been! I still do stockings for my sons now - they are 16 and 18! I still sneak in and put at end of their beds - I only sneak nowadays because I don’t want them to wake, and start the day too early - I remember my eldest, when he was about 7, saying ‘I know it’s you mum’ he said he’d known a while but hadn’t want to spoil for me. So he agreed to go along with it still for his little brother, and by then he enjoyed helping me ‘be Santa’ for his brother. Not with the stockings though, as they got both of the same things! I remember I was 8 when I knew. I was a crafty little sod, I suspected, and I found my presents in my parents wardrobe . Is Ela really still believing in Santa? Nothing wrong if she does (I was very upset when I realised Santa didn’t exist) however, I do believe he exists, in some form, as in the gesture of giving and receiving gifts is a lovely thing, and it’s the spirit of it, and keeping it feeling magical, if that makes any sense!!!! Incidentally, my sons have deodorants for their stockings, however they are expensive brand ones (not showing off, it is more of a treat, than their normal day to day one). I’ve even got them a couple of cans of j2o each!!! Because, they like it and I’d not seen it in cans before, so a bit of a novelty, and it bulks the stockings out a bit .
It’s My birfday today guuuuuyyyyzzzz - (really not arsed, I’m 49 lol ) please send fweebies ! Or just make me laugh with your comments - Sevda is the comedy gold gift that just keeps giving!! X

You sound like a great mum. An actual great mum, not a Sevda self-declared one. Wishing you a very happy birthday and Christmas. We’ll get a great laugh out of the inbreds when they start trying to dance

Efficient_Finance222 · 2024-12-24T14:59:58+0000

She has such main character syndrome. Why the do is she up and dressed like that when she’s doing nothing but staying home with her family all day? And to wear it so early in the day and walk the dog in it as well?! She’s tapped in the head. Looks even more of a t than she did in that teletubby suit from last year (if that’s even possible?). Like just put on a sweater and some jeans?

Also it irritates me to no end that they always have to spend Christmas at her ugly house.

Efficient_Finance222 · 2024-12-24T15:06:36+0000

I bet she has spent agers looking for tiktok trends to do with her cringey family once they get s faced later today

HelloHydration · 2024-12-24T15:50:14+0000

Efficient_Finance222 said:
I bet she has spent agers looking for tiktok trends to do with her cringey family once they get s faced later today

And they’re always 5 years too late!

Aimee · 2024-12-24T15:59:41+0000

Will it be a e.coli grill for a rare takeaway tonight??

Why couldn’t she get up have breakfast, walk rocco, do what she has to do around the house THEN shower and get ready for the family coming round!! She will be stinking

Twit and Twat! · 2024-12-24T15:59:42+0000

Efficient_Finance222 said:
She has such main character syndrome. Why the do is she up and dressed like that when she’s doing nothing but staying home with her family all day? And to wear it so early in the day and walk the dog in it as well?! She’s tapped in the head. Looks even more of a t than she did in that teletubby suit from last year (if that’s even possible?). Like just put on a sweater and some jeans?

Also it irritates me to no end that they always have to spend Christmas at her ugly house.

Tomorrow will be the new jumpsuit day! She also looks a t in that too.

Lunchbox · 2024-12-24T16:00:08+0000

Efficient_Finance222 said:
Merry Christmas, t

And to all of you as well (minus the t part )

You filthy animal

Puzzleheaded_Boss · 2024-12-24T16:21:18+0000

sparklecat2 said:
What an absolute cock end she is ! Dressing like that early in a mowning, to take the dog out, and staying in all day. What a tool. Baby Freddie is sooo excited about the ‘sleepover’ , jumping up and down like a toddler, and dressed like one. What a s day for her really. Is it a tweat to take wocco out, as she doesn’t usually get to go! Then watching all the ‘adults’ getting pissed up , troughing and fiwming while she’s watching peppa pig Xmas special on her iPad. Going to bed to look forward to the plastic tat Santa is bringing her in the mowning. Cretins - if there are children in a family, it should be about them

Thank you for the birfday wishes guuuuyyyyzz, means a lot - hope you all have a lovely Christmas xxxx

Happy Birthday to you and have a wonderful day!

Efficient_Finance222 · 2024-12-24T16:33:58+0000

Twit and t! said:
Tomorrow will be the new jumpsuit day! She also looks a t in that too.

I was thinking she’d pull out that jumpsuit for NYE! If she wears that tomorrow, what inappropriate number will she pull out to stay home with family on NYE

fing tool she is.

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