The Cypriot relatives look relatively decent people, as also was the gentleman relative they saw the other day (the late Grandmother’s brother). They look civilised and seem cultured and knowledgeable.
Can you imagine the shock these people got when they saw their sister/Aunt (Doormat) and family approaching!!! Big solid fat Hippo pounding the ground as she walks…BOOM. BOOM!!….alongside her big floppy skin, droopy stretch mark fat scarecrow sister, Sevda, with her 2005 sunglasses on, flicking her thin strands of hair back, thinking she’s a celebrity! Then walking like a wet fish flapping, along comes Hairy-LONG-TOOTH Dad with his flabby, hairy rug manboobs and giggling after every short dumb sentence he utters. Then young Ela watching Peppa Pig on her iPad…bumping into everyone and everything in front of her and laughing like a toddler
I’m sure the relatives thought “What the heck am I looking at?!!”
THEN…when Sevda and the family stared talking, the relatives thought “What the heck am I listening to?!!” (Soo dull, so illiterate and so dumb!)
The relatives probably asked Doormat “What would you all like to do?” ….and she replied with her usual phrase “we like to be busy stuffing our faces” ….hence, the watermelon, cheeses & bread all come out.
And THEN…when the relatives watched them eat….they thought “What the heck! THE NOISES!! What are these species of animals?!!!”
The contrast is significant.