Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial
Sudocrem or sudomenEurrggghhh!! Chokey for you I think!! Have a think about what you have done like that Halloween tree!!and that is the face of someone who had "sudocrem up her claws" actually
They’re taking a damn good while with this investigation aren’t they
SERIOUSLY DEBS HOW ON EARTH DO YOU FIND SUCH RELATABLE MEMES IN SUCH LITTLE TIME. BANG ON THE MONEY EACH AND EVERY ONE OF THEM
I couldn’t sleep wondering if there was an update and here I am…checkingI apologise in advance if I'm wrong but why do I feel like we've been led on a merry dance all stood in a Macerna line?is something happening or not??
Feel like Shamey refreshing the page like she tracks her Uber eats driver
I’ve an early wake up
There really is a gif for every occasion
Here I go again with my usual moan when she has a chicken.. absolute waste of food, I can get at least three meals out of a chicken and we are 
it freezes and reheats fine with gravy. She wastes so much food, she could actually make good content about reducing waste but has absolutely no social conscience.
As for “taste tests” biggest load of se who wants to see that big unwashed face filling its face with cake and then saying mmm nice, how’s that #foodreview. Ooh and I haven’t watched it Brainless I’ve read comments on here and the other place.
Can’t wait to see what high end brand she is working with, if I had met her yesterday it would be a hard no, I wouldn’t entertain someone who hasn’t washed their hair or thought it would be acceptable to make a first impression with chipped nails.. yuck
Wouldn’t it be funny if RCharlie got a big brand deal before catpiss at least she is very clean looking and has more of an awareness of spending and other peoples issues.
it freezes and reheats fine with gravy. She wastes so much food, she could actually make good content about reducing waste but has absolutely no social conscience.As for “taste tests” biggest load of se who wants to see that big unwashed face filling its face with cake and then saying mmm nice, how’s that #foodreview. Ooh and I haven’t watched it Brainless I’ve read comments on here and the other place.
Can’t wait to see what high end brand she is working with, if I had met her yesterday it would be a hard no, I wouldn’t entertain someone who hasn’t washed their hair or thought it would be acceptable to make a first impression with chipped nails.. yuck
Wouldn’t it be funny if RCharlie got a big brand deal before catpiss at least she is very clean looking and has more of an awareness of spending and other peoples issues.
@Livebythesea hope you got home OK from your hols and aren't too holiday bluey 
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Never heard anyone slap their mouth as loud and as often as she does
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I’m still confused as to it being a whole chicken and she only gave H scraps.Here I go again with my usual moan when she has a chicken.. absolute waste of food, I can get at least three meals out of a chicken and we are
As for “taste tests” biggest load of se who wants to see that big unwashed face filling its face with cake and then saying mmm nice, how’s that #foodreview. Ooh and I haven’t watched it Brainless I’ve read comments on here and the other place.
Can’t wait to see what high end brand she is working with, if I had met her yesterday it would be a hard no, I wouldn’t entertain someone who hasn’t washed their hair or thought it would be acceptable to make a first impression with chipped nails.. yuck
Greedy pig wanted it all for herself!
Makes me so mad! I cook a chicken and all the meat is used. We have a roast then I make some chicken, mayo and pepper sandwiches for my pack ups. Chicken gravy with the juices aswell.Here I go again with my usual moan when she has a chicken.. absolute waste of food, I can get at least three meals out of a chicken and we are
As for “taste tests” biggest load of se who wants to see that big unwashed face filling its face with cake and then saying mmm nice, how’s that #foodreview. Ooh and I haven’t watched it Brainless I’ve read comments on here and the other place.
Can’t wait to see what high end brand she is working with, if I had met her yesterday it would be a hard no, I wouldn’t entertain someone who hasn’t washed their hair or thought it would be acceptable to make a first impression with chipped nails.. yuck
Don't get me wrong nothing wrong with cooking a chicken to have with a salad and potatoes etc but you know the rest of that is going straight in the bin! Wasteful b! She could make a lovely chicken and sweetcorn soup for H seen as she loves it.
Never any stuffing, califlower cheese, home made yorkies or cheese sauce! She's absolutely useless! X
They’re taking a damn good while with this investigation aren’t they
They are. Apparently it's to be the most comprehensive and the longest investigation ever to be carried out in world history.
In shameless's imagination.
Not as embarrassing as the post where she was annoyed that someone commented that she was faking her anxiety (few years ago) and she said she once had a panic attack on a plane.What does she look like ?
She shat her self on the flight. Actually announced in a TT post that she s HERSELF. Not metaphorically, oh no no she literally shat her pants.
Now that’s embarrassing
I think she must be the reason glory holes were createdImagine looking down n seeing that around ur c-#k
I don't know why Lindt is in my head for the new brand collab
just because I think it's odd to have an easter egg appear on top of the fridge in May... they've not been on sale months!! and then the bouquet today. And a "chocccci colab would be ideal for TTs very own Verruca Salt wouldn't it!! Can get a load of that s spread too!! 
Well, just like the men in Aimee’s life, they promised something then didn’t deliver.
Going to go hunt down a Halloween tree now.
Going to go hunt down a Halloween tree now.
I’m so glad you are invested in her againPost work catchup to see see what our perimenopausal/toddler hybrid is doing. Throwing big words about. Oooh! She nearly impressed me until I realised doesn't matter, she talks pants as per usual
I woke up with Bonnie Tyler in my head this morning I wish you would start telling us how you really feel love. Get it off your chest pussyShe looks an absolute fing SCRUFFY t MORESO than usual tonight. She knocks me sick. Honest to do
They’ll get blocked for insinuating she isn’t doing them well enoughWonder if she’ll take these comments into considerationlike, it’s how it’s supposed to be done, these taste tests, ya know what I mean