She’d probably get better results if she used pile creamJesus Christ imagine nipping into Tesco for pile cream and bumping into thatwhat an absolute state!
Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial
Bet she’s not scared when she’s scraping it off some dirty dick with her gnashers thoughDish up spag bol.....why does she look scared of the cheese?
I thought this when nosey said on FF page nice to be back with 'warm kind people' because earlier my fella said I was a ruthless cold hearted cowI know I’m thawing out here
Almost remembered I had a heart
(talking about his brother) and I said well that's not what nosey neighbour said look
Why doesn’t vav delete the comment? I don’t understand why she doesn’t
And it couldn't have happened to a nicer t
Aw I love you birky! Always welcome to sunny Scotland for cocktails
I’m not laughing at your poor nana, just that she looks better than AimeeMy nana looks better than her an she died 27 year ago
RIP Nana
Honestly absolutely dying tonight has been nothing short of you lot on form! Pahahaha. She fing trolls herself and I'll give her her dues because we know she reads... I could never!! saying that though I would never! What a mess
Off now to catch up on Love island and Martha's (sorry Nicole's) fing madness
More of the same but different tomorrow please.. Still laughing to myself Night all 
saying that though I would never! What a mess Off now to catch up on Love island and Martha's (sorry Nicole's) fing madness
More of the same but different tomorrow please.. Still laughing to myself Night all
Add my burner TT from your real one and we'll arrange it. All welcomeAw I love you birky! Always welcome to sunny Scotland for cocktails
She’s got to be taking the mickey out of herself surely. Is it a wind up video
In all fairness I do look young for 39, and I have young skin. But I didn’t have hammocks under my eyes after it!!
What's your burner xAdd my burner TT from your real one and we'll arrange it. All welcome
That skincare video is bonkers!
Second that!!Aw I love you birky! Always welcome to sunny Scotland for cocktails
Oh just while I remember... cocktails brought the vile memory back. Anyone see them two doing the licky salt rim thing? EeeeAw I love you birky! Always welcome to sunny Scotland for cocktails
Need therapy 
Well it’s not Jizz.
Mind you could be escaping fish jizz.
do she’s a mess right now. Sort your life out, it’s tragic.
You’re an absolute star! You been through all that and you’re still laughing.He’s already got a iPad & made 5 new friends on his YouTube. Daddy is going into the city tomorrow to get him a Tupac hoodie as he is now in size 7-8yrs. He did some art this afternoon & it was that good, he has been commissioned to do the next royal painting.
& thank you, we are all doing really well.
Much love to you
