Evening all
I've had a hectic day. Picking my scalp, scoffing doughnuts and relentlessly swiping for D3. Just catching up. Can someone help get this to those concerned:
Dear School head & educational bodies.
If you wouldn't mind just breaking up. See I tried to trap my husband and it failed miserably and unfortunately left with a teenage 9yr old. I have no parental control of my teen. She wants to fester, make a mess for me to clean and is growing at a rapid rate. She's over 4ft already dyaknowarrameen. I interact as little as possible but she rules my home. But it's a very lovely home. If you cross a sorting office and cattery
She's so inconvenient to me though. I cba getting off my sweaty lard arse, changing out of my flea ridden dressing gown and am expecting a ban from the DVLA so will have no transport. She eats SO much but tells me that school don't offer cucumber and gravy so I "make" pathetic lunch but cba knowing full well I'll need it. I will run for Kylie and Ltd edt doughnuts though
So yeah this single Mamma needs a rest day where I can just stick her on her ipad and wallow talking to my phone. I've tried a few Dad's along the way but somehow can't make them stick. Not sure it's the chlamydia, the cest pit or just my vile personality. Going to have another attempt so I'm going to revamp my crayola collection and Disney jarmeez then who can say no
Thanks in advance for your cooperation and support. I know most of you follow me so fully understand