Omg that last one- Get a bra for the love of God get a fing bra.
- Get on your knees and pick up your morals from the gutter. Just to the left of your dignity.
- Get a time machine. Get back to 85 and tell your Mum to Hawk tauh you out of here
Omg that last one- Get a bra for the love of God get a fing bra.
- Get on your knees and pick up your morals from the gutter. Just to the left of your dignity.
- Get a time machine. Get back to 85 and tell your Mum to Hawk tauh you out of here
I can honestly say after last night's faux full moon... I fing wish Any chance of a chaser before 9pm Jiggy? I'd appreciate the suspensionHey fellow NHS workers? Have any of you been pulled into the managers officer yet, courtsey of jigsaw
Christ in a cardiganAt this point Aimees nail technician is my favourite person on earth because Christ in a cardigan she never disappoints!!!
Anyone local? Could do with a welfare check on the poor soul who just went out to earn a living like most of us. They did not ask for Shameys cheesey hooves perched on their stool. #justiceforthenailtech£65 just dropped on nails. It’s not as if they’re nice either.
Love a burritoI know I mean I haven’t stopped since 6am. Just sat my fat ass down to have dinner (chicken burritos-homemade) going for a walk soon get those steps in whilst the weathers nice
100% her technicolour dreamcoat smells of the Apprentice back street losers cafeYou just know she smells fusty and sweaty, and clothes smell of stale perfume and cooking (well food, cooking is overreaching a bit)
Just emailed Carol Voderman put you down for a Pride of Britain. She'll be in touchWell I’ve got lots of pages to catch up on been away for a fabulous holiday with my 10yr old by myself! Can I get a medal we’ve had the best time swimming, walking chilling on the beach now to catch up hope your all well
Me too! It’s one of my comfort foods!Love a burrito
The thumb ones look like they're infected with some weird scaley diseaseWhy’s her favourite line “get a job”
Oh sorry forgot it takes a special skill set to set up a recording camera and laugh like mutely into your phone and turn the filter on.
There is a LIST of things you can GET though Aimee ready?
- get a wash
- get cleaning your house
- get a better handle on your child she walks all over you!
- get a life seeing as you deem living your best life being at home drinking boozies and sitting in your sweat soaked puffy nipple jarmies
- get fresh air, that doesn’t involve just moving from one indoor location to another indoor location.
- get a grip
- get some better makeup skills you resemble a clown.
And my FAVOURITE one
GET A DNA TEST CAUSE GTW ISNT YOUR DADDY
And what in the SpongeBob square pants are those?!
You ask and you shall receiveSomeone post her nail video please I'll have a laugh before I get a shower and ready for work. Yesss Shamey a sho... never mind
Must be bloody freezing in there, but at least she's got somewhere to hang your coat!Dish up dogshit food, puffy nips and bullshit tales
Was just going to say the same thing! Nipples galore on dud may be she’s trying to attract a man!What with the nipples out all the time now I couldn’t even watch all the video!!