That manky hair - it’s in such bad condition ! It so broken around her hairline - sticking out all over the shop - it’s only the grease that usually sticks it down - I mean how does hair even break like that?
Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial
Poor diet
Oh BTW Dani... no offence Lurkey but you'd have a job trying to tame me 
@Puffy nips and stinky vag had to lock my cage for a timeout last night 
I don't know where these idiots get the idea we're all out here playing follow mi leader. No! There is no "charge" We're all grown arse adults who say what we want. It just so happens we agree a lot. Imagine that.. so many people wrong all at the same time. People actually thought Jo was in charge at one point pahahahaha 
@Puffy nips and stinky vag had to lock my cage for a timeout last night I don't know where these idiots get the idea we're all out here playing follow mi leader. No! There is no "charge" We're all grown arse adults who say what we want. It just so happens we agree a lot. Imagine that.. so many people wrong all at the same time. People actually thought Jo was in charge at one point pahahahaha 
Oh BTW Dani... no offence Lurkey but you'd have a job trying to tame me
no offence taken 
Put ‘em uuuuup x
No Birkey - we all got in the cage n bloody hid 🫣woman you was a demon yesterdayOh BTW Dani... no offence Lurkey but you'd have a job trying to tame me
love ya x
Well I’m not a pushover birkey- but whoever’s side your on I’m on that one 🫣Oh BTW Dani... no offence Lurkey but you'd have a job trying to tame me
for the birthday love today. I've had a lovely day with the grandchild. She's so bossy 
Anyway, Dani my love, just cause I'm a Grandma that does not mean I wear M&S flannelette nighties. You carry on being the weirdo that you are, your table is over there.
And finally @thelurker66 that Dani De Vito has a right obsession with you don't it? It's Jo isn't it? It's gotta be. It's screaming unhinged.
In my nightie from M&S with added slip underneath
Nowt wrong with that your highness 
I’m beginning to think so! They’ve been insinuating that I’m Jo, I know Jo was deluded and talked to herself but I’m not Jo
Anyway, Dani my love, just cause I'm a Grandma that does not mean I wear M&S flannelette nighties. You carry on being the weirdo that you are, your table is over there.
And finally @thelurker66 that Dani De Vito has a right obsession with you don't it? It's Jo isn't it? It's gotta be. It's screaming unhinged.
I’ve been here since page 1! Way before Jo woe became a thing!
Just shows how deluded they areI’m beginning to think so! They’ve been insinuating that I’m Jo, I know Jo was deluded and talked to herself but I’m not Jo
her mind games won't work with our tight group ! ....is that what I'm supposed to say leader @thelurker66 ??
A little more love hearts and maybe the odd crying face…Just shows how deluded they are
in all seriousness though I hope I’ve never made anyone feel that way or acted like they’re implying. You are all a good bunch
Must be an ad coming. That's the only time you see her anywhere near themBit late for greens love, they will only help if part of a healthy diet and lifestyle
Shall we have a game of holiday bingo. On my card I'm having:
* endless food /fag break stops on the journey
* everything is stunning
* late breakfasts (as shamless and gashflash are hungover) full English for gobble chops, with a side of pancakes/something sweet.
* gash flash cutting up the pre teens food
* meals out with wine and cocktails every night with H glued to her phone
* a beach day (few hours max)
It goes without saying she will make such a beautiful location look like the dullest holiday ever ✔
* endless food /fag break stops on the journey
* everything is stunning
* late breakfasts (as shamless and gashflash are hungover) full English for gobble chops, with a side of pancakes/something sweet.
* gash flash cutting up the pre teens food
* meals out with wine and cocktails every night with H glued to her phone
* a beach day (few hours max)
It goes without saying she will make such a beautiful location look like the dullest holiday ever ✔
Good morning fellow trollops 🧌
I wonder what s show crusty knickers will be entertaining us with today. Will she take Harper out for a fun day? A shopping trip to buy more tat? Sainsbury’s?
Oh just remembered she had to do packing for going away. Cue the ‘let’s pack my suitcase with me’. cos that’s what everyone wants to see
hope she doesn’t forget her bum wipes 
I wonder what s show crusty knickers will be entertaining us with today. Will she take Harper out for a fun day? A shopping trip to buy more tat? Sainsbury’s?
Oh just remembered she had to do packing for going away. Cue the ‘let’s pack my suitcase with me’. cos that’s what everyone wants to see
hope she doesn’t forget her bum wipes
I think we should add
*Going in every gift shop there is and buying tat