The silly man has been moaning about feeling rough & having sore ears for over a week, so I have been telling him to go & get seen but he has been ignoring me so this morning he had been out & about on the farm doing farmer things & him & his brother came in about 8am, I was making them a brew & I heard a almighty clatter, he had collapsed on the stairs, thank gawwwwwd his brother was there because I’m 5.2 on a good day & that big lump is over 6ft & I can’t move him, he was saying he was dizzy & puking everywhere, his brother phoned 999, ambulance came & took the numpty to hospital, they were thinking a stroke, or a bleed or some other nasty in his thick head but thank god the ct scan came back clear. They actually think he has a bad infection deep in his ear & it has caused Labyrinthitis, so antibiotics, antiemetics & some other stuff, he has to stay in tonight just to make sure that nothing else is going on, he safer in there anyway because now the absolute trauma of it all has calmed down a bit & I have had a cry & I know he is alrightish, I’m a tad cross with the fecking idiot.
The nurses & doctors were laughing because normally when farmers go to hospital they are usually taking bits of limbs with them in bags of frozen peas & there’s that big numpty with a fecking ear infection.