Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

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Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Did that nasty skank just say online, out loud, that her cat s on her KITCHEN floor? That’s absolutely DISGUSTING! 🤮 And then Vavcunt just had to ask what it was!!! She’s adamantly DENIED that they pissed on her couch and carpet but after a picture surfaced she admitted it. Suddenly a new sofa is arriving! The lies she tells is SICK! How can you MISS a turd when you walk in that kitchen and then stand there and make coffee? I wanna puke! 🤮 It shows you all her focus is…run downstairs, quickly make coffee and press record. It’s an obsession and a sickness for her. I wish she would’ve stood in it!
She really needs to add this to her 1000 dating apps.
** I wear make-up like a clown. I lie for a living every day. I’m an imaginary size 12. I use filters that alter my look so be prepared. I smell like a homeless person. I never wash or comb my hair EVER. I have 5 cats that piss and s all over my house. I’m addicted to spending money so I can be “internet famous”. I eat my weight in pasta and takeaways. I chew coffee. I can’t speak well or say words correctly. I also have saggy tits puffy nips and about 9 rolls on my back and stomach. I have herpes. I fake pregnancies. And periods every week! I’m a catch!!!!! Anyone wanna date me? ** 🤢🤢🤢🤢

Ah here jesus she's disgusting. Why would she admit that online. She has no shame what soever. She's not one bit embarrassed at the fact she has not kept the cats litter trays clean or more likely tray singular because she can't be bothered to have a sufficient amount of them, such that they are pissing and sting everywhere. Not one bit embarrassed and ashamed at how disgusting she and her house are.
 
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Oh my word. Talk about making video for attention and sympathy! She’s as bad as staff for attention seeking. They are both clearly lacking something in life as they absolutely crave attention and comments off strangers. It’s so fing odd.
100% very often I see videos and think eeeek that'll be dirty delete when she comes to. Low and behold she really has no shame 😳 I'm mortified for her every single day 🤦🏼‍♀️🥺
 

Aimee5bellies

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Just catching up cos we’ve been mega busy last couple of days.

That chippy looked rank!
She looks greyer and greyer as each week passes.
Is she gonna compete with Becki jones and her 36 Takeaways in a MONTH?! Cos that’s 2 takeaways and it was only 2nd of November!

Wonder if she’ll order tonight cos it’s half term over or will it be the toddler roast of chicken in a bag, micro mash, carrots, broccoli and gravy?

Can’t believe half term for harper has been absolutely atrocious. 2 days with the grandmas, left with whoever when she went to BC, piss up at slaggy granny’s, then off to dads. The only decent kid thing she did was pumpkin picking!

We’ve done absolutely loads this half term, despite having a bereavement and family stress we’ve had a bloody good time because we made sure we did! If Harpers asked what she’s done all week she’ll be laughed at
 
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@Puffy nips and stinky vag I hope you have a bloody fabulous party 🥳 and wish we could see your outfit showing owd grotty granny how she should have looked 😍🤣 I'm telling you now if you do that feckin dance I WILL FIND YOU!! 🤣🤣🤣
Morning all 🤣🤣 great fun was had, an embarrassing amount of alcohol was consumed, and I’m not moving from my bed until the man child has made a big dent in the big clean up - I can’t even look outside! - I remember doing a 3 legged race at about 2 am bet we looked a fine sight! Wonder we weren’t arrested! Had a really great night thank you but I can say with chest no matter how pissed I was I DID NOT DO THE WIERD WENDY WHACKY DANCE. I promise you! I’m a classy bird I am !!! I’ve saved that video of gash 🤣 I genuinely think it is the funniest cringiest thing I’ve seen in ages - I keep watching and chuckling - the look at the end is hilarious 🤣🤣🤣 I’m just waiting for breakfast to arrive but I did my daughters trick of taking some electrolytes before I conked out last nite and again this morning and surprisingly I’m not feeling as bad as I should be !
…….. update in real time! Someone may need to come and break me out of jail!! My overgrown toddler has whacked fin Christmas tunes on the Alexa’s ….. it’s not happening yet he can piss right off ! It’s even blasting out on the outdoor system ! Please send fing help or Olgas address and il send him there with a label stuck to his bloody head like Paddington Bear - 2 lunatics together! Even the poor cows in the field are trotting off in disgust!
 
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Just catching up cos we’ve been mega busy last couple of days.

That chippy looked rank!
She looks greyer and greyer as each week passes.
Is she gonna compete with Becki jones and her 36 Takeaways in a MONTH?! Cos that’s 2 takeaways and it was only 2nd of November!

Wonder if she’ll order tonight cos it’s half term over or will it be the toddler roast of chicken in a bag, micro mash, carrots, broccoli and gravy?

Can’t believe half term for harper has been absolutely atrocious. 2 days with the grandmas, left with whoever when she went to BC, piss up at slaggy granny’s, then off to dads. The only decent kid thing she did was pumpkin picking!

We’ve done absolutely loads this half term, despite having a bereavement and family stress we’ve had a bloody good time because we made sure we did! If Harpers asked what she’s done all week she’ll be laughed at
How you doing Hun? X
 
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Of course the smart thing would be to have a tree that is suitable/managable in relation to the cats in the first place. That would be the responsible thing but of course no she has to go with a monstrocity of a tree that she then has to take down early and replace with a smaller one.
No the smart thing would be for her to crawl into a hole with her pussies and greasy head and fing stay there till Xmas was over - pack H of to Charlie’s and let her have a decent festive holiday with someone normal ish 🤣 I’d take Charlie touching herself up n pouting over olgas narcissistic ways and filth any day! 🤣
 

thelurker66

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Morning all 🤣🤣 great fun was had, an embarrassing amount of alcohol was consumed, and I’m not moving from my bed until the man child has made a big dent in the big clean up - I can’t even look outside! - I remember doing a 3 legged race at about 2 am bet we looked a fine sight! Wonder we weren’t arrested! Had a really great night thank you but I can say with chest no matter how pissed I was I DID NOT DO THE WIERD WENDY WHACKY DANCE. I promise you! I’m a classy bird I am !!! I’ve saved that video of gash 🤣 I genuinely think it is the funniest cringiest thing I’ve seen in ages - I keep watching and chuckling - the look at the end is hilarious 🤣🤣🤣 I’m just waiting for breakfast to arrive but I did my daughters trick of taking some electrolytes before I conked out last nite and again this morning and surprisingly I’m not feeling as bad as I should be !
…….. update in real time! Someone may need to come and break me out of jail!! My overgrown toddler has whacked fin Christmas tunes on the Alexa’s ….. it’s not happening yet he can piss right off ! It’s even blasting out on the outdoor system ! Please send fing help or Olgas address and il send him there with a label stuck to his bloody head like Paddington Bear - 2 lunatics together! Even the poor cows in the field are trotting off in disgust!
Here to bail you out of prison if needed 🫡 😂😂😂😂