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“Mizarpa’s Beige Dinner Tantrum”
(To the tune of Piano Man by Billy Joel)
[Verse 1]
It’s dinnertime on a Wednesday night,
Mizarpa is banging her spoon.
She’s scrolling iPads and kicking her chair,
While Aimless pours wine way too soon.
[Verse 2]
Mizarpa shouts, “This food has no color!
It’s beige, it’s just beige, can’t you see?
Why can’t we have rainbows or candy for dinner?
This slop is an insult to me!”
[Chorus]
Sing us a song, little Mizarpa child,
Sing of tantrums, complaints, and the hues.
Your parent is done, they’re drowning in wine,
And begging for some better news.
[Verse 3]
Now Aimless looks tired and hopeless,
Her patience worn thin like a thread.
She says, “Mizarpa, I made this from scratch!
Just eat it or go straight to bed!”
[Bridge]
But Mizarpa flops to the table,
She’s weeping, “It’s bland! I’m betrayed!”
The iPad is glowing, it’s showing a feast,
With cakes that look bright and homemade.
[Verse 4]
The boozies keep flowing for Aimless,
While Mizarpa plays with her bread.
“This food isn’t fun! It’s the worst meal on Earth!
I’m starving but not being fed!”
[Chorus]
Sing us a song, little Mizarpa child,
Sing of tantrums, complaints, and the hues.
Your parent is done, they’re drowning in wine,
And begging for some better news.
[Outro]
And the night ends with no one quite winning,
Mizarpa’s still munching dessert.
While Aimless just sighs, pours the last of the wine,
And wonders if this is her curse.