Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial
1st and only time I'll relate is the telly book although I've had it a week 
You'd think she'd use her large platform to let people know the supermarkets are doing veg from 10p today onwards. You know something that will actually benefit people struggling.. people like SINGLE MUM'S? fing clown
You'd think she'd use her large platform to let people know the supermarkets are doing veg from 10p today onwards. You know something that will actually benefit people struggling.. people like SINGLE MUM'S? fing clown
No-one cares how your carpet feels under your trotters 
Did you test it on your cheeks and back though? Carpet burns are ruthless.. oh sorry my bad you'll not need to be checking that 
Did you test it on your cheeks and back though? Carpet burns are ruthless.. oh sorry my bad you'll not need to be checking that 
Unfortunately that would require effort and that she doesn't ever have when it comes to her daughter , however, when it comes to cock the effort is outstanding. Prioritising cock over her only daughter. It's been well over a year since she last seen some knob lol so I'd say boozing and eating copious amounts of food has taken over instead
If she tested it on her cheeks and back she'd need to disinfect the whole bloody thing ! Don't want the poor cats to contract herpes ! But , like you said she won't need to be checkingNo-one cares how your carpet feels under your trotters
LoooonellllyIf she tested it on her cheeks and back she'd need to disinfect the whole bloody thing ! Don't want the poor cats to contract herpes ! But , like you said she won't need to be checking
Shamey is lonely
She has nobody
In her filthy ho - oooome
Loneeelllyyyy
Hahaha it makes me laugh too.Why do I find the word lash so funny?
I'll leave
I’m behind you haha
coincidently so did vav, not an original thought between them
A wee stroll down memory lane to howl at how smug she was when she had some sausage... she's gotta be in the mood though She certainly was in the mood because they were so close together she may aswell have had them wallop her at the same time.
Deffo didn't wash her sheets between either
She certainly was in the mood because they were so close together she may aswell have had them wallop her at the same time.Deffo didn't wash her sheets between either
And honestly..... NO COMMENT
I wheezed!!!!
I wheezed!!!!
Why is she all dolled up? Has she trapped another bloke cos that seems to be the only time she makes an effort!
Got all dressed up to go and buy more tat and the Huns are in a frenzy complimenting her hair. I think there is a hair tool advert due soon didn’t she get sent one in a package the other week? If I’m right my prize has to be throwing stones at her and Wendy 
Came to say the sameWhy is she all dolled up? Has she trapped another bloke cos that seems to be the only time she makes an effort!
Although... 
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Omg she looks like she's nearly fing 70 !!!!! Wow the absolute head on that munterWhy is she all dolled up? Has she trapped another bloke cos that seems to be the only time she makes an effort!
Think I might have to pinch that pic for a new profile pic...class...NOT!!Came to say the same
I’ve even played it on Alexa to sing this! Are you the ghost of Victoria wood? Maybe one of the hinge & bracket ladies resurrected??? Your talent is wasted but this is bloody brilliantAnd another one
“Mizarpa’s Beige Dinner Rhapsody”
(To the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen)
[Intro – Slow and Dramatic]
Is this real dinner?
Is this just beige cuisine?
Caught in a tantrum,
No escape from this dinner scene.
Open your eyes,
Look at the plate and cry,
“I’M JUST A CHILD, I DESERVE SOMETHING FUN TO EAT, WHY?!”
[Soft Build-Up]
Beige pasta, no flair,
Mashed potatoes, just air.
Plain chicken, no spice—
Mom, do you even care?!
[Powerful Interlude]
Mama (Aimless!), this food is a crime!
If I eat it, I will DIE—
You’re wasting all my time!
Mamaaaa… the tantrum’s just begun!
I threw the peas across the room and screamed for cake!
[Verse – Chaotic Escalation]
Mamaaaa! Oooooh!
I’m standing on my chair!
If you don’t make fries and pizza soon,
You will see—
This tantrum lasts foreveeeeer!
[Fast Section – Tantrum Intensifies]
I see a little beige potato on my plate,
GET IT OUT! GET IT OUT! I REFUSE TO PARTICIPATE!
Where’s the flavor, where’s the candy?
Where’s my macaroni?
CHAOS THUNDER! (CHAOS THUNDER!)
ROOM IS CRUMBLING AS I YELL!
[Screaming Solo]
“I WANT ICE CREAM! GIVE ME SWEETS!
YOU CAN’T FORCE ME TO EAT!”
[Guitar Break – Absolute Mayhem]
(Plates crash, noodles fly, dog barks, Aimless sighs deeply.)
[Slow Rebuild – Aimless is Exhausted]
So you think you can serve me this slop on my tray?
So you think you can say, “One bite, then you can play?”
OH, MAMA! (Aimless!) YOU CAN’T STOP MY SCREAMS!
Just scrape this food from my face—
Throw it into the sink!
[Outro – Quiet Defeat]
Nothing really matters,
Not chicken, nor the peas.
The boozies are empty,
Aimless falls to her knees.
Dinner’s just chaos… dinner’s just pain…
Mizarpa rules all,
And beige loses again.
take a bow!!
Imagine having to rope your mum into advertising a dating app with you because you have no friends and by the sounds of what her dating profile it’s hard to believe she’s single 
what a catch 
The ring stayed on your finger just as long as the acrylics do no time at all!
what a catch The ring stayed on your finger just as long as the acrylics do no time at all!
Girl doesn't need a dating app she needs an intervention.
She needs a jet wash and a strait jacket