Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

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She has her weightloss jab in her fridge.. she said her weightloss was due to stress and trolls.. now she’s saying she honey trapped the trolls with it.. she’s been caught out lying.. again. Now she’s trying to cover her tracks 😂😂🙈🙈 basically she’s embarrassing herself. Yet again.
Isn’t honey trapping illegal?????
 
Mar 9, 2024
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Well what a day I’ve had! Got a flat on the way to work so I was late! Dropped my laptop on my foot and I think I’ve broken my little toe 🤣 shut the car door but I trapped my coat and nearly pulled my arm out of its socket. Someone stole me lunch out of the fridge at work - and had the cheek to leave the box in the sink! Had to park in a dodgy area and someone broke my wiper - and then I got home to 2 blokes trying to get the drive gate open cos their airplane- yep airplane had got stuck on our roof and they were very grumpy when I said no way was I letting them climb up my house! They are currently sat by the road waiting for mr puffy to come home cos I think that’s a him problem! Oh and he’s in deep se cos he forgot to turn the slow cooker on so a full chilli has gone in the bin! Only upside is I am not wearing Pjs that I first put on 3 days ago and my Fanny don’t stink! I need a bottle of plonk, a bath, and a shed load of husband pandering! 🤣🤣 feeling very sorry for myself 😭
 
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See ByteDance next to be banned so CapCut be going too 🤣🤣🤣 it's all going down fast
This sounds Chinese to me - tech just ain’t my strong point. I genuinely wouldn’t know how to filter or recognise one ! I’m taking our work IT man out for lunch for his birthday next week cos he saves my arse at least twice a month! 🤣
 
May 22, 2024
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Well what a day I’ve had! Got a flat on the way to work so I was late! Dropped my laptop on my foot and I think I’ve broken my little toe 🤣 shut the car door but I trapped my coat and nearly pulled my arm out of its socket. Someone stole me lunch out of the fridge at work - and had the cheek to leave the box in the sink! Had to park in a dodgy area and someone broke my wiper - and then I got home to 2 blokes trying to get the drive gate open cos their airplane- yep airplane had got stuck on our roof and they were very grumpy when I said no way was I letting them climb up my house! They are currently sat by the road waiting for mr puffy to come home cos I think that’s a him problem! Oh and he’s in deep se cos he forgot to turn the slow cooker on so a full chilli has gone in the bin! Only upside is I am not wearing Pjs that I first put on 3 days ago and my Fanny don’t stink! I need a bottle of plonk, a bath, and a shed load of husband pandering! 🤣🤣 feeling very sorry for myself 😭
Bloody hell, now that’s a Monday! It is full moon tonight so it’s probably that!

Get the wine open, soak in the bath and get mr puffy to sort dinner
 

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No PEEF cos princess pissy pig is ILL and she “didn’t want to make a fuss” fucccckkkkk off Aimee you love making a fuss, you just think getting mummy to announce it makes you look less attention seeking..

Eyes in the back of me ed tomorrow and looking like a tramp… OH wait

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More like she knew we were all ready and raring to rip the piss out of her beef again 🤣so that's a joint of meat wasted then aimless as you can't admit your s at cooking 🤣🤣you've got a cold love get over it ffs
 
Mar 17, 2024
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Birky
I’m sorry for the spam on this but I’m shuddering! She sits there spending an hour a day on fing self care - layering s loads of crap on her mush but is too filthy to even change her PJs for 3 fing days - dear god above! Not only will she stink all pissy and sweaty ( forgive me for this) but all women get a bit moist in that area! She will be stuck to the bloody crotch! ( sorry - no nice way to say that) her flaps will be raw! I can’t even think about it - she makes me feel ill
Screaming 🤣🤣🤣 Imagine the chafing 🤢🤢🤢
 
Mar 17, 2024
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Birky
A splash of character. Ok. All I can think about is the layer of dust that will be on that light fitting because she doesn't clean.
Omg funny enough look at this horror I found last night. And no she can't tell me it's something blowing in cz she doesn't air the room out with the window. IT'S DUST manky cow
 

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