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Missy

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Good God just caught up. Honestly she's as dry as a nun's crotch and predictable as do!! So it's 13days into the year and what's this? Illness number 2? If we start a tally like the takeaway one she might start getting a bit more creative with her ailments. I was thinking last night we need to sort a 2025 bingo sheet 🤣🤣

Edit to add: I highly suspect she cooked the peef.. it was either raw(dog) IYKYK 🤪 or... it was charcoal!!
Maybe she’s on the mounjaro like Vavron. She might have sent some from her fridge to Aimee’s fridge and she’s got the ss from it.
 
Mar 8, 2024
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She definitely f*cked up the peef but won't show it. She's proud of her sausages though, anyone think they could do with an extra few minutes?! 😉 😂
No wonder they get through so many bottles of wine and cans of pop, they need the lubrication to swallow aimees cooking
Not the first sausage she’s ruined. Won’t be her last.
Bet it’s like chewing cardboard when she’s cooked food. She burns everything she makes.. or puts in the air fryer. They have timers.. and she still manages to burn and over cook everything. t can’t cook..
 
Mar 9, 2024
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Good God just caught up. Honestly she's as dry as a nun's crotch and predictable as do!! So it's 13days into the year and what's this? Illness number 2? If we start a tally like the takeaway one she might start getting a bit more creative with her ailments. I was thinking last night we need to sort a 2025 bingo sheet 🤣🤣

Edit to add: I highly suspect she cooked the peef.. it was either raw(dog) IYKYK 🤪 or... it was charcoal!!
Don’t go there again🤣
 
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Omg funny enough look at this horror I found last night. And no she can't tell me it's something blowing in cz she doesn't air the room out with the window. IT'S DUST manky cow
Nah I think it is either the orbs of all the dead old folks her daddy stole from or it’s the disturbed herpes scabs floating in the wind 🤣
 

medusalou

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Well what a day I’ve had! Got a flat on the way to work so I was late! Dropped my laptop on my foot and I think I’ve broken my little toe 🤣 shut the car door but I trapped my coat and nearly pulled my arm out of its socket. Someone stole me lunch out of the fridge at work - and had the cheek to leave the box in the sink! Had to park in a dodgy area and someone broke my wiper - and then I got home to 2 blokes trying to get the drive gate open cos their airplane- yep airplane had got stuck on our roof and they were very grumpy when I said no way was I letting them climb up my house! They are currently sat by the road waiting for mr puffy to come home cos I think that’s a him problem! Oh and he’s in deep se cos he forgot to turn the slow cooker on so a full chilli has gone in the bin! Only upside is I am not wearing Pjs that I first put on 3 days ago and my Fanny don’t stink! I need a bottle of plonk, a bath, and a shed load of husband pandering! 🤣🤣 feeling very sorry for myself 😭
We need photos of the plane or it didn’t happen 😂😂
 

jfogz

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No PEEF cos princess pissy pig is ILL and she “didn’t want to make a fuss” fucccckkkkk off Aimee you love making a fuss, you just think getting mummy to announce it makes you look less attention seeking..

Eyes in the back of me ed tomorrow and looking like a tramp… OH wait

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They should frame this as it’s the best depiction of the two old hags, just needs a bottle of wine with a straw each super imposing in and a ‘we hate charlie’ sign at the top.