Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

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Maybe some Cinderella looking for fella shoes? A baggy tracky so you’re a knockout! Jarmies because he doesn’t care what you’re wearing and last but not least 3 day old pyjamas ITS FINEEEEE
I suggest something smart and casual 🤣
I’ve decided on my usual look. Tight jeans, tight day time top and some nice black boots. 😂 I was gona put my pjs on underneath but that spoils the look, the smell and the shape of my body 😂

I’m so thankful to Aimee for so many reminders - wash and brush my hair, wash daily, don’t drink like a fish, don’t do aesthetics and don’t dress like a cross between a toddler & an incontinent 90 year old 😂
 
May 22, 2024
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Go to ailments page for some inspiration. Especially hair and make up.. she is fantastic at both of those. I’ll suggest brushing your hair and definitely washing yourself.
Maybe a nice baggy suit with a bra like corset underneath and noodley hair
Just about to go have a shower & sort the hair & make up! Got a few hours yet but it takes an hour at least to get myself looking decent.

Too cold for just a bra & jacket, I’ll save that for another day 😉
 
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Just about to go have a shower & sort the hair & make up! Got a few hours yet but it takes an hour at least to get myself looking decent.

Too cold for just a bra & jacket, I’ll save that for another day 😉
Ohhh it’s exciting! I hope it goes well! Hope it’s a lovely date for you.
Take your time and make sure you more happy with how you look. You want to go feeling nice. It’s fiiiinnnneeeeee
 
May 22, 2024
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Ohhh it’s exciting! I hope it goes well! Hope it’s a lovely date for you.
Take your time and make sure you more happy with how you look. You want to go feeling nice. It’s fiiiinnnneeeeee
I don’t think it matters how I look, I’ve been seen in my football outfit and if he likes the dressed down football hooligan look 😂 I’m all good (not a football hooligan btw just a mouth like a navvy 😂)
 
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I don’t think it matters how I look, I’ve been seen in my football outfit and if he likes the dressed down football hooligan look 😂 I’m all good (not a football hooligan btw just a mouth like a navvy 😂)
Oh yeah I meant for you not him! I’m sure you’ll look gorgeous in a bin bag. Just when you said takes an hour to get yourself looking decent that’s all.
Hahaha 🤣 always good to have a good strong mouth on you!
 
Mar 17, 2024
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I have a Google phone and it's an option on any photo taken on your phone 👍 it's great for finding things (not just in my troll life either 😂)
For such a travel expert it's surprising that she galloped about with her passport in hand to fly to London and didn't know you got access to the lounge 🙄
Imagine it.. a really nervous flyer and your 'travel expert' recommends going to build a bear for a ted 🤣
 
Mar 17, 2024
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Missed a bit yesterday just catching up. Probs already said but why did daughter of the year have to parade Mummy's shopping? Good for you! What do you want? A pride of Britain? How embarrassing when you got it fing delivered anyway lazy t. You wouldn't get them bags unless you're too lazy to get off your lard arse. The do was she doing all day?