Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

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Southofcatpiss
Mine & Gavins biggest ick about the scabby fat hog is its mouth, it always looks dutty & crusty & it has the look of really bad breath about it, stale booze, garlic & bullshite. šŸ¤¢šŸ½šŸ•šŸ’©šŸ·
Anyways my fellow non puffy nipped & fresh breathed trowels, bubby boy is going for a check up today, so we are off on a adventure to the city & when we are done at the hospital, the old man is going back home to his cooā€™s & I am meeting 2 of my besties for lunch & then a bit of shopping. Hope you all have a great day. šŸŒµā¤ļø
 

Lilac8

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Mar 7, 2024
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Mine & Gavins biggest ick about the scabby fat hog is its mouth, it always looks dutty & crusty & it has the look of really bad breath about it, stale booze, garlic & bullshite. šŸ¤¢šŸ½šŸ•šŸ’©šŸ·
Anyways my fellow non puffy nipped & fresh breathed trowels, bubby boy is going for a check up today, so we are off on a adventure to the city & when we are done at the hospital, the old man is going back home to his cooā€™s & I am meeting 2 of my besties for lunch & then a bit of shopping. Hope you all have a great day. šŸŒµā¤ļø
Hope bubbas check up goes well xx
 
Mar 8, 2024
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Mine & Gavins biggest ick about the scabby fat hog is its mouth, it always looks dutty & crusty & it has the look of really bad breath about it, stale booze, garlic & bullshite. šŸ¤¢šŸ½šŸ•šŸ’©šŸ·
Anyways my fellow non puffy nipped & fresh breathed trowels, bubby boy is going for a check up today, so we are off on a adventure to the city & when we are done at the hospital, the old man is going back home to his cooā€™s & I am meeting 2 of my besties for lunch & then a bit of shopping. Hope you all have a great day. šŸŒµā¤ļø
Sounds like a busy day. Hope the check up goes well ā¤ļø
 
Mar 13, 2024
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Mine & Gavins biggest ick about the scabby fat hog is its mouth, it always looks dutty & crusty & it has the look of really bad breath about it, stale booze, garlic & bullshite. šŸ¤¢šŸ½šŸ•šŸ’©šŸ·
Anyways my fellow non puffy nipped & fresh breathed trowels, bubby boy is going for a check up today, so we are off on a adventure to the city & when we are done at the hospital, the old man is going back home to his cooā€™s & I am meeting 2 of my besties for lunch & then a bit of shopping. Hope you all have a great day. šŸŒµā¤ļø
Hope all goes well at the hospital. Enjoy your lunch and shopping xxx
 

lolli101

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Sep 9, 2024
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Mine & Gavins biggest ick about the scabby fat hog is its mouth, it always looks dutty & crusty & it has the look of really bad breath about it, stale booze, garlic & bullshite. šŸ¤¢šŸ½šŸ•šŸ’©šŸ·
Anyways my fellow non puffy nipped & fresh breathed trowels, bubby boy is going for a check up today, so we are off on a adventure to the city & when we are done at the hospital, the old man is going back home to his cooā€™s & I am meeting 2 of my besties for lunch & then a bit of shopping. Hope you all have a great day. šŸŒµā¤ļø
Hope the checkup goes well! Have a wonderful dayā¤ļø
 
Mar 17, 2024
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Hahaha. This is your captain Conk-orde speaking and welcome aboard Shamey Airways. We shall be departing Southport shortly and the crew will be handing out your complimentary 1st sip of the day. Teary turbulences is expected and your flight meal shall be proseck, beige and black.. cremated.. just how you all like. Dewww-ie free is available and yes we accept Dad's card.. we regret to inform the card will also be charged for the extra bum room as you only booked for a size12! Now sloth back on your large arse and hold on tight to your emotional support bears. Bum wipes are in all toilet cubicles and we ask that you do please use them rather than s in your crayola suit. Take-off will be in T minus a little nap time.
 
Mar 8, 2024
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Hahaha. This is your captain Conk-orde speaking and welcome aboard Shamey Airways. We shall be departing Southport shortly and the crew will be handing out your complimentary 1st sip of the day. Teary turbulences is expected and your flight meal shall be proseck, beige and black.. cremated.. just how you all like. Dewww-ie free is available and yes we accept Dad's card.. we regret to inform the card will also be charged for the extra bum room as you only booked for a size12! Now sloth back on your large arse and hold on tight to your emotional support bears. Bum wipes are in all toilet cubicles and we ask that you do please use them rather than s in your crayola suit. Take-off will be in T minus a little nap time.
This is brilliant
 

cmoo

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She babyā€™s her child, the child is 10 not 2. Calling her monkey is sheer cringe. Youā€™d give that lunch to a 5 year old. I mean at least weā€™ve not heard ā€œhammy Sammyā€ for a while . But give her something nutritious. A lunchable a small cheese and a ā€œfrubalicousā€ and some crisps isnā€™t enough for a 10 year old. Give her something healthy. Sheā€™s going to end up like her mother at this rate.