Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

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Just watched the outfit video..
Why is she fishing for compliments so badly. She’s as bad as simple sev.
She loves herself in the cream dress.
The silver get up looks like it’s show night at butlins and she’s the magician.
Her vagina is being suffocated in them shorts, so much so it’s ate one side when she stands up gasping for air.
That’s her magic trick her empty headlock (😂😂😂 ) can demolish shorts.. ta da!!!
 
Mar 7, 2024
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Under the Troll bridge
Gavin has un clutched his pearls & he is on the phone to call off the swat team. He is relieved you are friend not foe.
His prickles are worn down at the moment due to over stroking by the breeze blocks the other day but he says as soon as the sudocrem kicks in, hit him up & you can have a little stroke to see how pricky he is. 😉 😘
Sorry to sound Dim but who the chuff is Gavin?
 
Mar 17, 2024
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Birky
Does it make you look like a tin man has just made my day 😂😂😂😂
tin man GIF
I cannot fing breathe!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣