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  1. allaboardthebirkeybike

    Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

    I'm going to have to delete my video now. With my scrunched up tissue saying you have to have a thick skin to be on comment cafe. I look like I have herpes!! 😭😭 Hahaha jokes my love I was absolutely not offended whatsoever 💗🤣 Maaa weave is still attached 🤣💗
  2. allaboardthebirkeybike

    Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

    But look at this portrait of Mummy she did. Gawwwjus Stunnink I can't begin... lalalaaaa
  3. allaboardthebirkeybike

    Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

    Ailment reading...Mummy they say Monkey can't draw
  4. allaboardthebirkeybike

    Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

    Awh yes I'm okay thank you. It was just crank central testing my patience 😅 Awh I'm so thrilled little one is doing well I knew she'd be fine and it'll be the best thing ever for her. Not so much for Mamma. Step away from the Kleenex 🥺🤣 You make the most of the 'break' sounds awful break but you...
  5. allaboardthebirkeybike

    Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

    Ailment raw dogs. Pass it on.
  6. allaboardthebirkeybike

    Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

    Haha just said similar before reading. The difference is wild isn't it 😳🤣 and I don't know if she is that clever my fave ever was the... I have my shower after DUD you don't want to be going to bed stinking of food etc do you 🤢🤣 laughing again now 🤣🤣
  7. allaboardthebirkeybike

    Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

    What for? To sit on top of her radiator unused? 🤣🤣
  8. allaboardthebirkeybike

    Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

    I'll be honest I couldn't stand her but I only saw her with the wicked witches of Southport. But on her own she's alright.. loves herself but alright. You just watch the difference in her when she's with them though she's a totally different person trying to keep up it's astounding 🤣🤣
  9. allaboardthebirkeybike

    Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

    Sorry for the raw dog imagine but imagine her face and squealing during the real thing. Can imagine her flapping about like a sea lion who just had it's tank drained 🤢🤣
  10. allaboardthebirkeybike

    Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

    I never ever ever see her using any of the amazing totes or cases though. Also maybe your 'mate' at love cases is just calling you a cow AND a witch 👀 LOVE that for you 🤣
  11. allaboardthebirkeybike

    Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

    Yep I'm the one who goes behind the door to scream every so often and comes out fiiiinne. Plus my eyes are constantly in the backovmiyed saying now how have you fallen on your bottle of deodorant... AGAIN? 🥺😳🥴 Very dangerous!! 🤣🤣
  12. allaboardthebirkeybike

    Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

    This has just set me right off 🤣🤣 can imagine it all hahaha. Kills me when she's asked Harper if she can do this, or don't tell Harper I've been here etc. Then there's the starbeez/Costa taste tests and she's got one in the bag for Harper.. aye course you have Peppa we all know gobble guts nails...
  13. allaboardthebirkeybike

    Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

    Awh bless you puffy. It was a night you think why did I choose this career? It's a privilege most days it really is which some may find odd for a manic A&E nurse but last night tested the patience of saints never mind mine 🤣 Maaaa weave was swinging 🤣🤣
  14. allaboardthebirkeybike

    Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

    I'm more annoyed she'll meet a GOT actress 😍 but at least it's not Jon Snow 🤣🤣
  15. allaboardthebirkeybike

    Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

    Was just about to say that hahaha. Thanks for reading Shamey now... a bath? No? Too much? Awh baby steps eh? 🤢🤣
  16. allaboardthebirkeybike

    Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

    Such a shame she's boycotting TESCO this would look STUN 🤣🤣🤣
  17. allaboardthebirkeybike

    Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

    Sorry @JustForFun I couldn't perform last night 😅 work was bloody awful 💔 I've just walked in meant to finish at 7am. Honestly I take my hat off to all nurses because jesus wept I do not know what the feck that shift was I even googled if it was a full moon 😅🤣
  18. allaboardthebirkeybike

    Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

    Yeah I'm on Aciclovir tablets daily because I get coldsores terrible 😒 My clunge is fine though thank you and absolutely no cobwebs 🤣🤣
  19. allaboardthebirkeybike

    Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

    Well on the night I propose we all toast to you. I'll chill my gin ready 😍🥳
  20. allaboardthebirkeybike

    Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial