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  1. allaboardthebirkeybike

    Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

    Remember when she DUD and said same but different. Glared and said apparently some don't like me saying that. Tongue in cheek waft on crocodile claw 👌🏼 DICK!! Dunno who it was who said they hate how she sniffs but aaaahaha I almost needed an inhaler and don't have asthma 😭🤣 I feckin haaaate her...
  2. allaboardthebirkeybike

    Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

    No I can't 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Always said she should have been swallowed and we all know how Wend loves a guzzle so it's odd and fing selfish of her if you ask me
  3. allaboardthebirkeybike

    Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

    I've just clocked your name and screamed out loud 🤣🤣🤣 Hahahaha how have I missed that little gem 🤣🤣🤣
  4. allaboardthebirkeybike

    Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

    Same 👌🏼 The get some class had me in bits though 🤣 She didn't have class at fing school 🤣
  5. allaboardthebirkeybike

    Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

    @Eitak58 spot on and blunt as ever 👌🏼😍🤣 Pie hole added to my notes 🤣🤣🤣 @lexilou invite her to your opening night and sort her face out would ya? Whatdya mean you've not enough stock?
  6. allaboardthebirkeybike

    Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

    Do you have bike sheds? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
  7. allaboardthebirkeybike

    Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

    I just read this properly.. so sorry. Ohhhh girl 💔 I don't know you. Well I do but I don't but it's fiiiine. I already thought you were a legend 🥰 but I am so proud!!! Which sounds odd for a 'stranger' but yessss do the lying slags and do the fs 🖕🏼 Girl we fing made it 😭❤️😭❤️
  8. allaboardthebirkeybike

    Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

    Peeeeep. Don't worry it's only me with mi new PP 😍🤣
  9. allaboardthebirkeybike

    Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

    WOOHOOOO for LEXI LOUUUUUUU 🥳🥳🥳 Screeching my tyres for you feeling like a bloody proud bike 🚴‍♀️ CONGRATS HUN 🤪🤣 What a fabulous achievement @lexilou 😍❤️
  10. allaboardthebirkeybike

    Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

    Ey quick question... where's this AD for that big massive 'event' she had in London that turned into sitting in an audience filming the ad at home in your polar bear get up explaining do all and question dodging in the comments? 🤔😅 I swear she posts it in the next few days then somebody better...
  11. allaboardthebirkeybike

    Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

    Let me tell you now!! If she surpasses my expectations of ridiculousness and has a picky tea and birthday cake. I'm sorry but I'll be departing from under our bridge and chucking myself off!! 🎂🐈🐈‍⬛🐈🐈‍⬛🐈
  12. allaboardthebirkeybike

    Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

    Here's my fave ever. Love that frock on her 😍 STUNNNINGGG According to Wendy 🤣
  13. allaboardthebirkeybike

    Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

    Oooohhhh Dear!! Did Harper shout in your video? Like you fing screech over everyone else? 🤣
  14. allaboardthebirkeybike

    Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

    Any of these tickle ya pickle? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
  15. allaboardthebirkeybike

    Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

    Can Harper have anything? Ffs. If it's not granny gash fag fingers 'sharing' her pizza, it's 1/2 portions of everything. Mummy showing the world her new clobber or even dinner before she does. I could go on 😢 BUT can't wait for her birthday a couple of weeks and have another liar receipt when...
  16. allaboardthebirkeybike

    Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

    Women and children 1st. No not you Shamey, WOMEN 🤣
  17. allaboardthebirkeybike

    Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

    Naaaah!!! Reading your round up is like a pissing comedy sketch 🤣 And isn't it ironic? Don't ya think? 🤣🤡
  18. allaboardthebirkeybike

    Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

    Feral? I'll give ya feral if you disappear without warning again. Ya need to tell us when ya not trolling. Had visions of ya face down in a canal 👀👀 Snet form mi Samsnug
  19. allaboardthebirkeybike

    Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

    Hairdressing qualification off Google? Way too kind. More like from the grabbers down the arcades that one time she visited her other daughter 🤣🤣
  20. allaboardthebirkeybike

    Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

    'Research' is reading CC and TL 🤣🤣🤣🤣