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Shall we just do em in and stick em under our patios? Il do yours if you do mine 🤣🤣

At this point I’m actually wondering the bloody fool x

This bloke of mine is like a 10 year old! He is stomping n sulking cos I refuse point blank to let him start on the Halloween stuff! Apparently I don’t know how much work goes into getting it festive! We have fing building work going on and still haven’t found a compromise for a conversion we...

She does a mean croc dance tho 🤣🤣

It’s bloody vile! Bet she never wore it ! Ooh is it strictly tonight ??? That’s when ya know we are in the BER months🤣🤣🤣

Where the do did ya dig these from🤣🤣🤣 I can’t see !!! I’m howling !

There are no words !

Is this only me but if I got a manky nail I would be taking them all down and getting a good manicure so it’s not as noticeable cos is not the look I’d be wanting! - just loose the fing talons and get some class!

I will give you an alibi n you can hide out here till the dust settles 🤣 il even but the hedging shears !

Imagine walking into all the beautiful salons and shouting CAT PISS before walking out 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I’m crying 🤣🤣🤣

As far as I’m concerned the only people with genuine health anxiety are the poor souls who have battled cancer or progressive disease- constantly worrying it’s back or spreading - that is fing health anxiety and totally justified! She has fing HYPOCHONDRIA and nobody will tell me otherwise...

Don’t I’ve visions of you in a striped jumper n a swag bag hunting the bike down 🤣🤣

Please don’t start me off again cos this sent me into a right strop yesterday - I will not and never will buy into changing somethings label to garner sympathy and change the narrative- a t is a t even you slap lippy n a merkin on it! Health anxiety my fing left arse cheek!

Just don’t fiddle with the fing bell - more than your life’s worth 🤣

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SHES A fING HYPOCHONDRIAC 🤬

I will have to go on a scouting expedition to Glasgow- but we need a secret code or handshake like the Masons so I know when I’m in the right place 🤣🤣🤣

Why does she insist on fing showing her belly all the fing time? Leave it to the young ones for fs sake! I’m 5’6 and a size 10 I’m pretty comfy in my own skin and I do work out 4/5 times a week - not blowing my own trumpet but I’m pretty toned and I still do not wear belly tops - I just...