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It’s just shocking - she will never be able to loose all that chub!

Oooh dear how unfortunate!

He’s howling -says your on - he will be the bloke on the donkey for I’d purposes 🤣- he’s like a kid! Buzzing cos they are winning - it’s only bloody Doncaster - it’s like Liverpool playing Rotherham under 11s! Be something seriously wrong if they couldn’t win!

Ginny teeth 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

J says where do you live - you n him ready to rumble 🤣🤣

It’s real isn’t it ! Can’t be good for us this yanno !

Boom 💥 I’m with you 100% 🤣🤣

Mine calls her a ten to twoer x

I need to be more Lurky 🤣

That sounds like she will be looking like one of those orange MnMs on the ad with the little stubby legs 🤣

Think I’m gunna have to 🤣🤣

Why? She only takes the kid to Bob for an apple at the mother’s house? Not even a bloody party for her! She usually stretches to a Mickey Mouse’s headband - party party 🎉

The bloke reckons I need to stop watching her as there is distinct change in my mood when she fs me off 🤣 I tend to thrust the phone at him n I’m like - just fing look at this jizz stain. He’s trying to watch Everton and I’m forcing him to look at her drooling and sucking it back in! I’m...

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Will you be slurping and sucking in your drool?

She will look like a taste the difference Cumberland sausage!

I seriously need to find a zen Chanel or something - it may be hormonal, could be anxiety or maybe I’ve finally gone bonkers but I’m raging with her - it’s the sucking the drool back in - I could actually whoop her unwashed arse 🥷

I’d happily pay her £530 a month not to subject us to any more dribbling and sucking it back in ! Makes me sick in my mouth every fing time!

Love you 🤣🤣

In my head right now I am slapping the disgusting Fanny into the middle of next week! THE fING WORST THING SHE DOES -EVER - TOPPING EVERYTHING ELSE DISGUSTING 😡😡😡 IT IS THE fING DRIBBLING OOOH ME MOUTHS WATERING WHILE SHE SUCKS THE DROOL BACK IN 🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊 I CANT fING STAND IT ANY LONGER...