Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

In my head right now I am slapping the disgusting Fanny into the middle of next week! THE fING WORST THING SHE DOES -EVER - TOPPING EVERYTHING ELSE DISGUSTING IT IS THE fING DRIBBLING OOOH ME MOUTHS WATERING WHILE SHE SUCKS THE DROOL BACK IN I CANT fING STAND IT ANY LONGER - DIRTY DIRTY FILTHY fING TROLLOPE SKID STAINED STINKING UGLY DISEASE RIDDEN SEWER MAGGOT ! I may need help at this point!

allaboardthebirkeybike said:

Somebody better hold maaaa weavvve I'm so proud. I taught you well

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Love you

allaboardthebirkeybike said:

Just had a feckin wild Dalmatian pounce at full speed because I laughed so loud she knocked my pissing glasses off

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I’m hoping she will actually dress as a pumpkin at Halloween. She just needs an orange jumper and tights, she’s got the orange make up sorted already

Aimee5bellies said:

Over £530 on takeaways and eating out this month alone

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I’d happily pay her £530 a month not to subject us to any more dribbling and sucking it back in ! Makes me sick in my mouth every fing time!

I seriously need to find a zen Chanel or something - it may be hormonal, could be anxiety or maybe I’ve finally gone bonkers but I’m raging with her - it’s the sucking the drool back in - I could actually whoop her unwashed arse

Puffy nips and stinky vag said:

In my head right now I am slapping the disgusting Fanny into the middle of next week! THE fING WORST THING SHE DOES -EVER - TOPPING EVERYTHING ELSE DISGUSTING IT IS THE fING DRIBBLING OOOH ME MOUTHS WATERING WHILE SHE SUCKS THE DROOL BACK IN I CANT fING STAND IT ANY LONGER - DIRTY DIRTY FILTHY fING TROLLOPE SKID STAINED STINKING UGLY DISEASE RIDDEN SEWER MAGGOT ! I may need help at this point!

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DONT hold back say how you really feel

allaboardthebirkeybike said:

I can't even be arsed
Actual snapshot of her Tinder

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Omfg I’m dead

@thelurker66 I've replied on 'the Tesco thread' didn't want to piss people off talking about books

thelurker66 said:

Speaking of which I read “a thousand boy kisses” it made me cry I now need to read book 2

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Missy said:

I’m glad she’s chomping her way through more fried unhealthy take aways. She’s piling on the pounds and I’m waiting for her to say she’s still a size 12

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She's on the hunt for some size 22 pleather leggings that she can try to convince everyone are the same ones she wears EVERYWHERE

Imagine first day back in school for H next week in her unironed summer dress, off white knee high socks she found off the floor stained in cat piss and chocolate with cat hair stuck to them, the most hideous school shoes cos mummy left it last minute to get any decent ones, unwashed, unbrushed frizzy as do, lobsided bob with ginny green teeth and her hammy sammies, frubelicious, narnie, cakey and wotsies in her moana lunch bag…. Poor kid!

lexilou said:

At 38 years old I'm so thankful for creators like aimless showing me the inside of a chicken tender!! I didn't know what cooked chicken looked like

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You have her to thank for turning you vegan

Puffy nips and stinky vag said:

In my head right now I am slapping the disgusting Fanny into the middle of next week! THE fING WORST THING SHE DOES -EVER - TOPPING EVERYTHING ELSE DISGUSTING IT IS THE fING DRIBBLING OOOH ME MOUTHS WATERING WHILE SHE SUCKS THE DROOL BACK IN I CANT fING STAND IT ANY LONGER - DIRTY DIRTY FILTHY fING TROLLOPE SKID STAINED STINKING UGLY DISEASE RIDDEN SEWER MAGGOT ! I may need help at this point!

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Is that you Pussy Cat? Oh no it's just you @Puffy nips and stinky vag is everything OK? Can someone check on the donkeys please ASAP

allaboardthebirkeybike said:

You have her to thank for turning you vegan

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She actually make me very mindful, very cutsey, very demure regarding what I eat. Ad I don't want to be like olga and be mistaken as a hog roast!

Missy said:

I’m hoping she will actually dress as a pumpkin at Halloween. She just needs an orange jumper and tights, she’s got the orange make up sorted already

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Well I've already decided I'm going as Shamey for Halloween anyhow! Trick or treaaaat bitches!!

allaboardthebirkeybike said:

She's on the hunt for some size 22 pleather leggings that she can try to convince everyone are the same ones she wears EVERYWHERE

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She will look like a taste the difference Cumberland sausage!

allaboardthebirkeybike said:

She's on the hunt for some size 22 pleather leggings that she can try to convince everyone are the same ones she wears EVERYWHERE

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She must have a 50inch waist now, she’s at least double the girth of me. When she claims she has health anxiety I can’t understand why she’s eating her way to diabetes and coronary heart disease.

allaboardthebirkeybike said:

Well I've already decided I'm going as Shamey for Halloween anyhow! Trick or treaaaat bitches!!

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Will you be slurping and sucking in your drool?

allaboardthebirkeybike said:

Is that you Pussy Cat? Oh no it's just you @Puffy nips and stinky vag is everything OK? Can someone check on the donkeys please ASAP

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You know what the best of it is. She goes to Shirls for Halloween!! Someone post last year's vid I beg Sooo alllll the tat she's bought.. and will buy in the coming BER months (excuse me whilst I swallow my own sick) But.. all that crap for the ONE NIGHT of the year she's not in. She'll be playing bobbin apples with her mummy in her kitchen. Bless!

Aimee get an oversized chavvy label orange sweatshirt from the pile of cat flea infested clothes on the floor and use your eyebrow sharpie to draw on the pumpkin eyes and mouth
Hey presto a quick and cheap costume for you