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Did she really go a first date to a log cabin?If so that is a different level of crazy. He could have been Ted Bundy for all she knew. Even if there was a wee meet and greet beforehand for a bite to eat or a coffee that's still totally bonkers.

It'll be one of her wee tragic huns. They're more invested in her love life than their own. The type that have rainbow and sparkle quotes everywhere but are the most nasty, brittle, spiteful little bams ever with faces like bags of spanners.

Just like her pals then?

Just catching up. Bless you hunny. Praying that everything works out for you and yours xx

So was out yesterday and I think there was either a first date going on a few tables away or two people who didnae like each other. Loads of awkward silences and phone checking going on and then she gets up and leaves with a very limp handshake/hand hold. Wishing this for Beefy so that the poor...

That poor sucker needs to do a wee Internet search to save himself some future grief and hassle. Wonder if she will omitt some things or downright lie. I would like to be a wee fly on the wall for this, will be like a oneman band show with bells and whistles going on unless she feels she's not...

Haud the bus there!! She cannae text back because she's no got any pals.

You hit the nail on the head. Self obsessed is the definition. It's the boring minutae of her plans and stuff she's done that she thinks people are waiting to hear. Giving people a debrief?? Oh, how I sniggered at that one. Does she think she's on the front line of a major operation of national...

So professional. Just realised the song she's playing to punt her day-glo potion. Cardi B, all about haters. Mother fers and fs? So this is a wee hoosewife fae Aberdeen trying to get other women and some guys too to buy into her product. Normally works if they find you relatable. Pretty...

I don I don't think and hope not that people would do anything, that's a bit of a stretch even for her. But I think there would be a very small turnout. People would just vote with their feet. Who's her team? Suited guys with sunnies and walkie talkies running alongside her limo or Mad Pam and...

I get told at times by friends and my man if there's an asshole present being annoying, "Don't!!" and I go "what?? I'm no saying anything" bewildered and been told "You don't have to. It's your face" Think I've got facial tourettes in the presence of bangers.

Never do, unfortunate at times admittedly. My brain says" No! Don't dare you!" My mouth says "do that! Here we gaoww!! "

Everything is always really caked on and unblended looking. I'm no snob believe me but I will always invest in quality skin care and cosmetics and hair products. Really pays for itself instead of walking about looking as though you've been paintballed. Who knew day-glo blusher could mend a...

Looks all clear just now. Probably lurking though. Sending mad Susan in with a list of demands soon probably. You must not sing any requests for anyone other than my leader. You must not mention anything relating to my leaders past. You must bow down and be grateful that she has made you famous...

You know had a wee reccy on that hairdressing page of hers and my god!! Out of respect for the other lassies that she styled, I won't post their pictures, but I swear I'd have been greeting if she'd have been let loose on me. Like letting Stevie Wonder go radgie with hairdressing scissors and dye.

This is giving me early noughties girl band mixed with Real Housewives of New Jersey. You shouldn't have directed me to that page fashionma, on you, all I'm saying!

And this, my friends, is why it's not advisable to brush your hair with a toffee apple.

Dunno if I'm brave enough. Keep getting a sneer stuck on my coupon.

Korey's in hiding. Wearing a tiktok plastic wig, mooslover jumpsuit, a pair of Maddies and a false moustache. Last seen boarding a flight to Siberia with his guitar slung over his shoulder and a bad facial twitch.

Right!! How the do does somebody look so different aw the time?? Swear she's a shape shifting chameleon. I genuinely thought that was Jessie Nelson there. So from Tracey Barlow to Jessie Nelson in a matter of a few years. Hope she disnae go missing cos the appeal posters would be mental.