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A knock on the door from who? You? Hahahahaha. You where crying cause a man jumped the que in m and s. And brands use this person to promote things?

Good morning gals. Just got the crotch goblins off to school 🤣🤣 what excitement awaits us today? They fast tracked her dvla forms and it's case closed? The rspca have said she is a fantastic cat mummy and the smell of cat piss shows how much she loves them?? And infact they want her to be an...

Exactly! I can't stomach vav but at least she kids on she is a good mam

I just make myself laugh most the time. But pleased I can cheer others up x

You are most welcome my darling xx

Right angels first to spot the difference wins a bottle of Kylie and a fake pregnancy test 🤣🤣🤣🤣

"My mouths watering actually" makes a change from your fanny I suppose

Hope it went OK xx

Seriously what does she do with all the food? She literally never makes a proper meal, maybe once every 3 weeks she will make a stew or cottage pie. I have never saw someone buy as much food for 2 people, she dishes up her se meals every night and we see none of it. It's so odd

Aimless when she sees D2 on tinder 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@WhoMeNotMe got a candle lit for you aswell, my grandmother always says it helps light the way to heaven for our loved ones. Remember we are always here for you ❤️

I am so sorry darling, my thoughts and love is with you ❤️

When she says chepsi I want to get a spoon and scoop my own eyeballs out.

Fussy eater 🤣🤣🤣🤣 but will shove any old sweaty bollocks in her big washing machine gob 🤣🤣🤣 when she says fussy she means no fruit and veg! She is fond of a saveloy or 10...........big sausage gobbler

I'm sorry but you didn't even know you had to go through passport control, even after you apparently travelled over the world. I ain't going to take your review on a hotel, divvy cnut!

Anything of great importance I will take you 🤣🤣 I'm working from home today so she better step the entertainment game up today!

And the baguette the same size as a scaffolding pole........and red pepper hummus. How could I forget!!!!

Buzzing out my diddies for the Tesco haul today!! What beige delights will grace our screen???? Mac and cheese, 17 blocks of cheese, cucumber, and 49 bottles of Kylie. LYSM gals

Same, nearly broke my thumbs trying to type it in so I could finally say what i thought!

Dave was a tidy bit of kit. Shame he stirred every man in Southports porridge by going near the birkdale bike