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  1. allaboardthebirkeybike

    Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

    I heard she sang her fave... aaaaa pizza hut, a pizza hut, kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut. McDonnnnald’s. Then got thrown out at 10pm when she gobbled the mic instead of dropping it 🐷🐷🐷🐷
  2. allaboardthebirkeybike

    Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

    The ONLY she's doing is drawing attention because she's a fing sponge. A sponge for attention, the D, the energy of anyone in her vicinity, society, Daddy, presents, pastries and pay cheques!! Listeeeennnnn Fatso. I Ain't sin a single negative thing about your scarf anywhere you have any...
  3. allaboardthebirkeybike

    Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

    Eww. Ewwwww. Brother EWWWWWWWWWW 🤢🤢🤢
  4. allaboardthebirkeybike

    Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

    IF YOU'RE getting upset that people are saying you look ridiculous in your fing wooly throw round your neck then maybe YOU SHOULD get off the Internet. You weren't invited here you fing t!! Stop trying to be patronising because no it's not OK. Now do you! You fing skanky, cocky...
  5. allaboardthebirkeybike

    Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

    Dish up desert with the fat s do off. Why don't you use that fing forehead as your dish the dent is dented you weasel. Sort your fing life out you lazy, greedy, haggard, sweaty, pathetic waste of existence. You're BORING!!!!
  6. allaboardthebirkeybike

    Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

    No-one's getting 'upset' love so stick your wank excuse of a clapback and do you ya t! You look like a dick, yes even by your standards! And it fing hums. Put one of your rancid polar bear costumes on if 'you're cold' and shut the do up! t
  7. allaboardthebirkeybike

    Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

    I'm fairly sure someone has mentioned this already but she really is a thick b! I'm sorry but ain't nobody with anxiety even going to these events let alone getting up on the karaoke.. is she for fing real?
  8. allaboardthebirkeybike

    Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

    Hi girls hope you're all OK. Sorry I've been missing 😔 I've not got time to catch up on here I've SIN all her BS though. She gets more ridiculous daily when you think she couldn't be more of a t. I'll be honest I didn't think that outfit was bad.. by her standards at least!! But honestly...
  9. allaboardthebirkeybike

    Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

    I've not been on for a few days. Who's come through? We've not had another fangirl coming to fight her battles have we? 🤭🤣
  10. allaboardthebirkeybike

    Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

    Mummy they said they can't buy the Halloween stuff 😭 I meannnn hahaha!! Imagine it Wendy HON your daughter is BIG enough and certainly ugly enough she doesn't need grotty granny gobbing off in the comments FFS! Also saying as you "were still going to thank THEM" FUNNY you didn't thank them you...
  11. allaboardthebirkeybike

    Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

    Choreographs though 🤣🤣 Stop it 😂 Well whoever choreographed Wendy's Wacko Waltz wants shooting 🤣😭 I am still mortified!!
  12. allaboardthebirkeybike

    Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

    Oh I LOVE THIS ❤️😍 And YOU are everything she could never ever be! Not even if Daddy paid her! You’re a lovely lady with a genuine heart of gold. A fabulous Mother, honest, hard working.. any working is the opposite to her! You own your s and say what you think NOT what people think you...
  13. allaboardthebirkeybike

    Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

    Go on girl 👏🏼🤣 I'll be honest I cba with the complaints etc and I couldn’t hold my potty mouth of I started 🤣 but I'm totally here for the dedication 🤣📝
  14. allaboardthebirkeybike

    Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

    Wahahaha 🤣🤣 I'ma put my bike into Reversey Percey mode I'll pick you up 🚴‍♀️⏪️🐷🤣
  15. allaboardthebirkeybike

    Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

    @receiptproof entered the chat 💬 🔥🫳🎤
  16. allaboardthebirkeybike

    Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

    Not me thinking this was some sort of euphemism about the Southport Sloth 🤣 What's the verdict on the fat balls? Who knew birds were so fussy 🤣🤣
  17. allaboardthebirkeybike

    Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

    Did she actually? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
  18. allaboardthebirkeybike

    Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

    Oh my Gosh!! You're gunna get a telling off from Vav you know she's TINY IRL 🤣 NO but on a serious note I'm a size 6 and struggle with weight issues but it doesn't fing matter if you're a size 26 WHY YOU fING LYING? 😡 DOG!!! Honestly it makes me so angry so I can't imagine bigger girls...
  19. allaboardthebirkeybike

    Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

    I said it before I'll say it again. The Grinch who ate Christmas 🤣🤣🤣
  20. allaboardthebirkeybike

    Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

    At least they're useful. Am I riiiight? 😜😜🤣🤣