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  1. allaboardthebirkeybike

    Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

    And about 5scoops of sweetener but "DON'T BE LIKE ME" We won't love not for the love of God 🤣🤣
  2. allaboardthebirkeybike

    Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

    My fella said has she put Harpers bedding on by mistake because what in the preteens bedroom really? And that rancid bear knocks me sick. We all know that Christmas bedding will be on until 2025 now ohhh the stench 🤢🤣
  3. allaboardthebirkeybike

    Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

    I'm an instant girlie gotta be red lid Kenco though 🤣 it is expensive AF though!! But just wanted to say thank Christ for someone else who doesn't like tea! 🤢🤣♥️
  4. allaboardthebirkeybike

    Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

    Why does she also act like the coffee is crack. First sip of the day bam.. she's alive!! I'ma need to change brands to that Abracadabra s she's necking 🤣🤣
  5. allaboardthebirkeybike

    Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

    Her weeks are the same. No rinse just repeat can tell she's not had a rinse for a good while 🤢 Hope you all have a good week being actual adults 🤣 Someone get some studio lights screenshots for me hahaha. Goodnight 🤣
  6. allaboardthebirkeybike

    Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

    Aimee Feltz 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Watch out for the lights love haha!! Another 'dressy' do in London fing knob be winking in whatever monstrosity she gets totally wrong as always 😳😴
  7. allaboardthebirkeybike

    Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

    I asked you ages ago now Chop Chop ✂️🤣
  8. allaboardthebirkeybike

    Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

    I also highly suspect she did the wacky Wendy dance straddling her clothes horse 🐎😝 Maidens are us!! 🤣
  9. allaboardthebirkeybike

    Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

    Listen that bike will be round with her fella... riiiiight say no more I'll stop not risking the wrath of them tyres 🚴‍♀️🤣
  10. allaboardthebirkeybike

    Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

    Isn't it funny what different things we call stuff. It's a maiden to me. I genuinely had to Google clothes horse when someone said it a bit ago 🤣🤣
  11. allaboardthebirkeybike

    Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

    The way she placed that cat there 🤣🤣 Funny how every morning they dive off the seat you also place them on for the camera 🙄🤣 Karma is a cat leaping off the seat cz he smells me. Flexing like a God damn acrobat me and Remy vibe like that 💃🏼💃🏼
  12. allaboardthebirkeybike

    Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

    I'll send my fella. No-one will suspect an officer of the law 😝👀🤣
  13. allaboardthebirkeybike

    Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

    The Sanderson Sisters screaming 🤣🤣🤣 Booooook 👁 I smelll chil... NO I smelll CAT s!! 🤢🤢
  14. allaboardthebirkeybike

    Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

    100% very often I see videos and think eeeek that'll be dirty delete when she comes to. Low and behold she really has no shame 😳 I'm mortified for her every single day 🤦🏼‍♀️🥺
  15. allaboardthebirkeybike

    Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

    The way she fingers all the food makes me feel ill. She literally put them on Wendy's plate with a fork then fingers every single one. Vile. And why leave like 5 chips in the tray? We know you're going to scoff them just fing get them down ya fat neck and shut up 🐷🤢🤣
  16. allaboardthebirkeybike

    Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

    Here's a cheeky throwback to last year. Who the do posts that? Oh wait 🤡🤣🤦🏼‍♀️
  17. allaboardthebirkeybike

    Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

    And where have you been? I hope you've got a note 📝🤣 Welcome back you missed Nadal!! 🤣❤️🤣
  18. allaboardthebirkeybike

    Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

    Yessss girl!! And I said it with my whole flat chest 😝🤣 It's hard to distinguish who's more delulu 🤣🤣
  19. allaboardthebirkeybike

    Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

    Go on girl. Very subtle. Very mindful 👌🏼🤣
  20. allaboardthebirkeybike

    Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

    @Puffy nips and stinky vag I hope you have a bloody fabulous party 🥳 and wish we could see your outfit showing owd grotty granny how she should have looked 😍🤣 I'm telling you now if you do that feckin dance I WILL FIND YOU!! 🤣🤣🤣
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